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smallville..... what a great show. period.
heres a joke
A elderly lady decided it was time to get married. She put a want ad in the
>local paper that read:
>
>"HUSBAND WANTED. Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run
>around on me, and must still be good in bed! All applicants must apply in
>person."
>
>On the second day of the ad she heard the doorbell ring.
>
>Much to her dismay, when she opened the door, there sat a man in a
>wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. She asked sardonically "You're not
>expecting me to consider you, are you? Just look at you----you have no
>legs!"
>
>The old man smiled, "Therefore no chance to run around on you!"
>
>She snorted, "You have no arms either!"
>
>Again the old man smiled. "Nor can I beat you!"
>
>The old lady raised her eyebrows and gazed at him intensely.
>
>"Are you still good in bed?" she asked.
>
>The old man smirked and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
heres a joke
A elderly lady decided it was time to get married. She put a want ad in the
>local paper that read:
>
>"HUSBAND WANTED. Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run
>around on me, and must still be good in bed! All applicants must apply in
>person."
>
>On the second day of the ad she heard the doorbell ring.
>
>Much to her dismay, when she opened the door, there sat a man in a
>wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. She asked sardonically "You're not
>expecting me to consider you, are you? Just look at you----you have no
>legs!"
>
>The old man smiled, "Therefore no chance to run around on you!"
>
>She snorted, "You have no arms either!"
>
>Again the old man smiled. "Nor can I beat you!"
>
>The old lady raised her eyebrows and gazed at him intensely.
>
>"Are you still good in bed?" she asked.
>
>The old man smirked and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"