my grandpa sends me some interesting emails
OUR GOVERNMENT IS AMAZING, OR IS IT ?????
CONCERNING COWS & MAD COW DISEASE
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
THE IRAQI CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!
AND..... LAST BUT NOT LEAST
George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart . "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around!; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her butt off to jail."
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well, supposedly tonight we're going to evacuate. but why in the world would my mom want to go to mississippi?? whats in mississippi besides a famous river and people who love fried chicken? i don't understand why we can't just go back to tampa & visit all of my dad's family, like we did during Ivan. atleast then we wont all be cramped into our RV. seriously, that'd suck. bubble space, please!
time to get twin #1 up out of bed. mar is such a slacker! lol.
but GOSH DARN IT! this STUPID hurricane is screwing up my 50 hour project!!! GAHHH!! what else am i supposed to do? that SUCKS. not to mention i was going to start running this monday...guess not...
CONCERNING COWS & MAD COW DISEASE
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
THE IRAQI CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!
AND..... LAST BUT NOT LEAST
George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart . "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around!; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her butt off to jail."
~*~*~*~*~
well, supposedly tonight we're going to evacuate. but why in the world would my mom want to go to mississippi?? whats in mississippi besides a famous river and people who love fried chicken? i don't understand why we can't just go back to tampa & visit all of my dad's family, like we did during Ivan. atleast then we wont all be cramped into our RV. seriously, that'd suck. bubble space, please!
time to get twin #1 up out of bed. mar is such a slacker! lol.
but GOSH DARN IT! this STUPID hurricane is screwing up my 50 hour project!!! GAHHH!! what else am i supposed to do? that SUCKS. not to mention i was going to start running this monday...guess not...