People named Josh suck. The end.
"Mourning War regrets to announce the departure of our bassist, Kelsey Duncan. She left on good terms and we thank her for all of her efforts and contributions to the music and the band. Kelsey will always remain a friend, and we'd like to wish her the best of luck in her future endeavors."
How about something a little more accurate, huh? Here we go...
"Mourning War regrets to announce the we are assholes and have kicked Kelsey, our bassist, out of the band for no good reason at all. Sure, we could have worked through the problems we had, which weren't even problems yet, but we're pussys and we don't like to deal with icky things. We are mommas boys and we like things to go our way without having to work at them. We'd like to say she was our friend, but we would be lieing if we did, because friends don't fuck friends in the ass."
There we go. That's better. I'm still just a little bitter.
How about something a little more accurate, huh? Here we go...
"Mourning War regrets to announce the we are assholes and have kicked Kelsey, our bassist, out of the band for no good reason at all. Sure, we could have worked through the problems we had, which weren't even problems yet, but we're pussys and we don't like to deal with icky things. We are mommas boys and we like things to go our way without having to work at them. We'd like to say she was our friend, but we would be lieing if we did, because friends don't fuck friends in the ass."
There we go. That's better. I'm still just a little bitter.