New lalala
So today i had a new client. And leave it up to my already amazing clients to find me some new amazing clients.... she was a rabbi. lolll and no judgement its just funny to me. anywayyyyyy. so my dad is home of course and has to be talking to all my clients all the time whenever they come over.... and just at the tip of my tongue let me skim through some of the topics he was babbling to the rabbi about....
-his staph infection
-his days as a little boy when he drove his grandfathers tractor
-his corvette and how he spent 10,000 to keep it running
-his truck and back in the tractor days how he decided he would always have a truck
-more about his staph infection
-how antibiotics made him gain weight
-how he doesnt drink a lot... doesnt drink more than he drank yesterday...
-he almost became a CPA (yeah right)
-he had 6 licences back in the day, exterminator, landscaper and like 4 others
-o jesus then he started talking about god (to a rabbi come on!)
-god and how people are bad (terrorists)
-his hair how it thinned out while on antibiotics
-his hair how it is silver and he has all his hair while his friends have none
-his staph infection again...
-his lymes disease
-his joints
-he also drinks a gallon of coffee a day
-coffee fights altizhemers according to my dad
-his corvette insurance
-his first wife who was a pain who he is still married to
-his meetings with his friends for breakfast
-the elks club
-drugs and how they affect your hair
-his relationship with the doctors when he was working at the hospital
-house prices in Reno, temperatures climates and taxes
-he said if he lived in Reno he would do 100mph and drive to california
-there are no scorpions in Reno
-terrorists got their torture ideas from the french and english way back in the day
-he is lactose-intolerant and if he has milk he will be in the bathroom within 10 minutes
-one time he went into the carwash with his cousin and he farted after eating cabbage
he covered that last story up by saying...."you're a rabbi so i have to talk about natural things"
WTFFFFFF lol so i learned nothing about this lady because the whole time my dad talked about himself... i apologized to her i said sorry he likes talking A LOT she said no problem.. she loved her hair phew...
-his staph infection
-his days as a little boy when he drove his grandfathers tractor
-his corvette and how he spent 10,000 to keep it running
-his truck and back in the tractor days how he decided he would always have a truck
-more about his staph infection
-how antibiotics made him gain weight
-how he doesnt drink a lot... doesnt drink more than he drank yesterday...
-he almost became a CPA (yeah right)
-he had 6 licences back in the day, exterminator, landscaper and like 4 others
-o jesus then he started talking about god (to a rabbi come on!)
-god and how people are bad (terrorists)
-his hair how it thinned out while on antibiotics
-his hair how it is silver and he has all his hair while his friends have none
-his staph infection again...
-his lymes disease
-his joints
-he also drinks a gallon of coffee a day
-coffee fights altizhemers according to my dad
-his corvette insurance
-his first wife who was a pain who he is still married to
-his meetings with his friends for breakfast
-the elks club
-drugs and how they affect your hair
-his relationship with the doctors when he was working at the hospital
-house prices in Reno, temperatures climates and taxes
-he said if he lived in Reno he would do 100mph and drive to california
-there are no scorpions in Reno
-terrorists got their torture ideas from the french and english way back in the day
-he is lactose-intolerant and if he has milk he will be in the bathroom within 10 minutes
-one time he went into the carwash with his cousin and he farted after eating cabbage
he covered that last story up by saying...."you're a rabbi so i have to talk about natural things"
WTFFFFFF lol so i learned nothing about this lady because the whole time my dad talked about himself... i apologized to her i said sorry he likes talking A LOT she said no problem.. she loved her hair phew...