Jan 17, 2010 07:58
Last night, I discovered upon slipping down a dinosaur's gullet that there were floors and doors and walls and things. Peeking down into a room I spotted a thieves' guild, just as they spotted me. They were all portly and in nice suits, and they were not pleased with my intrusion.
They were surrounded by piles of pirated software. But, this being the stomach of a dinosaur, it was all outdated.
As soon as I was back outside and on the war wagon, I had a tremendous coughing fit. Out came a copy of Windows XP.