This morning...

[scattermoon]

Costa Coffee was closed again today
But I needed a coffee anyway
I didn’t want to delay and I saw
there was a Starbucks right next door
so I decided to try them for a change
but walking in it was most strange
the coffees, the staff, the layout
so chaotic I considered the wayout
but I thought as I am here
I may as well evaluate my fear
but no gingerbread lattes in store
and the prices were all a bit more
and for a latte and its ilk
they charged extra for soy milk
what a way to quickly annoy
not only hipsters drink soy
it’s not some artists’ cool new ruse
some of us don’t get to choose
so I paid more for a latte to go
that wasn’t even as nice and so
having today tried going to Starbucks
I feel I can be sure that it sucks

(NB: Not genuine poem)