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Jan 30, 2008 20:57

Found at the homepage of the Dr. Sommer Team, i.e. the sexual advice column of Germany's biggest teen mag, while trying to find out the name of their head counselor (long story):

Inserting the penis!
We explain how it's done!

*snickers* I'm twelve, ok?

lovebashed (edit: and k_wedge, how did I miss that?) tagged me:

a. list seven habits/quirks/facts about yourself
b. tag seven people to do the same
c. do not tag the person who tagged you or say that you tag "whoever wants to do it"

I'm lame and boring, but there you go:

1. I can't sleep without some sort of blanket. My head in particular has to be wrapped, leaving only small openings for my nose and mouth - even when it's REALLY hot in the summer I'll kind of wrap a light blanket around my head and leave the rest of my body exposed. I think this habit originated in a childhood fear of vampires, because I believed they couldn't bite me if I had my neck covered - because they can't bite through fabric and can't pull it away when I have it wrapped around my head and clutched in my hands. I was a weird kid, ok?

2. When I'm nervous, or thinking, or bored, I pinch my lips between my fingers or bite the pads of my thumbs. Uhm, I have an oral fixation, especially combined with hands? I don't know.

3. If my soul was a movie, it would be "Shortbus". I'm not sure if that's lame or awesome.

4. My father is Turkish, but I never learned the language. (Sadly! It's very high on my list of "things to do if I ever have the time.") Now the only thing I know how to say, except for a few random words, is "Ali and Lale are holding hands."

5. I really want to get more piercings (I just have one in my nose and one in each earlobe), but I have weird metal allergies that kind of come and go, so I don't dare to.

6. While I can be pretty shy in everyday life, I'm a performer at heart and really miss being on stage.

7. I love tattoos and have wanted to get one since before I was 14 years old (for reference: I'm turning 24 in March), but never had the chance or money. However, I'm determined to get my first one this year, namely a pair of tragic/comic masks on the back of my neck.

7 1/2. I hate tagging people and I always forget who already did those. But if I must... autumnfades, citibyrd, darksylvia, refche, warmingwather, makesomelove and jocondite?

P.S. Happy birthday, kueble!! :)

P.P.S. Sorry I haven't gotten around to doing the "art" for that other meme yet! I don't want to make you stuff while half asleep, even if it's just silly paint doodles.

memes, birthdays, silliness, about me

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