Duck rape.
"A third of all duck matings are forced."
Thank you to kailen for posting that on Facebook - I am now spreading the cheer that comes along with learning about DUCK GENITALIA. Let me tell you, guys, it is worth reading about. That shit is WHACK. The author more than once describes duck penises as "extravagant". EXTRAVAGANT. Bet you bitches wish your dicks were extravagant.
"The ducks were escalating an arms race, genital for genital", he writes, of the evolutionary patterns observed in duck genitalia. THIS ARTICLE JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER.
UM THERE IS VIDEO you, too, can watch a duck become erect.
OH HANG ON I FORGOT I'M SUPPOSED TO EMBED VIDEO EVERY DAY HERE WE GO GUYS
That is your Generic Holiday present from me, F-list. Enjoy. If that wasn't enough for you, there is also a video of ducks' penises everting into tubes. I know - just what you always wanted!
Thank you to kailen for posting that on Facebook - I am now spreading the cheer that comes along with learning about DUCK GENITALIA. Let me tell you, guys, it is worth reading about. That shit is WHACK. The author more than once describes duck penises as "extravagant". EXTRAVAGANT. Bet you bitches wish your dicks were extravagant.
"The ducks were escalating an arms race, genital for genital", he writes, of the evolutionary patterns observed in duck genitalia. THIS ARTICLE JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER.
UM THERE IS VIDEO you, too, can watch a duck become erect.
OH HANG ON I FORGOT I'M SUPPOSED TO EMBED VIDEO EVERY DAY HERE WE GO GUYS
You can watch this video on www.livejournal.com
That is your Generic Holiday present from me, F-list. Enjoy. If that wasn't enough for you, there is also a video of ducks' penises everting into tubes. I know - just what you always wanted!