Dear Spammers...
Dear Spammers,
I do not have a penis, so stop sending me emails telling how to add inches to it. If you actually had that miracle formula, I expect you'd be arrested on some trumped up charge and locked in a heavily-guarded government laboratory where you'd spend your time making bigger dicks out of the ones already in office. Considering how gullible some of them are, it's a wonder you haven't already been picked up.
Kthnxbai,
SL
I do not have a penis, so stop sending me emails telling how to add inches to it. If you actually had that miracle formula, I expect you'd be arrested on some trumped up charge and locked in a heavily-guarded government laboratory where you'd spend your time making bigger dicks out of the ones already in office. Considering how gullible some of them are, it's a wonder you haven't already been picked up.
Kthnxbai,
SL