[drabble] Two Left Feet and Sorry to Disappoint
Title: Two Left Feet
Author: Luna (dreamweavernyx)
Pairing: Yamada x Kamiki (friendship)
Genre: Crack
Rating: G
Summary: Kamiki wants to impress girls by learning how to dance. Everyone else is skeptical.
Notes: Request for v28dewanta.
Set in the TGQ era.
Teach you?”
“Yeah,” Kamiki flushed. “Shida-chan told me I’m too clumsy, and that girls aren’t going to like me since I have mushroom hair and I trip all over the place.”
Sighing, Yamada put down his book.
“Wouldn’t it be easier to just change your hairstyle then?”
Kamiki pouted, and with another sigh Yamada gave in.
“…And one, two, three, right leg, not left!”
Kamiki squeaked, wobbling a little on one leg before falling to the ground. Groaning, Yamada buried his face in his palms.
“This is not working out…”
“I’m sorry!” Kamiki wailed from where he is a tangle of legs and bruises on the ground.
Shida sat on the table of the break room, leaning against Wakaba’s shoulder, and laughed herself silly as Yamada tried to get Kamiki to differentiate between right and left.
Kaname recorded the whole thing on video and saved it on his computer.
Years later Kaname will find the video sitting in an ancient folder in his computer. He will email it to the rest of the Q class, and Shida will go to school the next day and giggle herself silly at the sight of Kamiki and Yamada.
“You’re no longer a mushroom head,” she will tell him, “but you still can’t dance.”
Kamiki will attempt (and fail) to prove her wrong.
In the corner, Yamada will sigh, hiding his face in his hands.
Title: Sorry to Disappoint
Author: Luna (dreamweavernyx)
Pairing: Yabu x Yuto
Genre: Crack
Rating: G
Summary: Yamada goes around trying to seduce members of JUMP. Yabu gets jealous.
Notes: For hopegrl18. Didn’t manage to stick to the full prompt, but hope you like it!
Nobody knows what Chinen’s plan is, but when they see Yamada running around the dressing room attempting to seduce everybody while Chinen laughs himself silly in a corner they know something’s up.
“Yuto~” Yamada says in what he thinks is a seductive voice. He’s been running around shirtless, half covered in sweat, and Yuto doesn’t understand why Yamada thinks this attractive.
“Not interested, Yama-chan,” he says dryly, and Yamada pouts.
“You don’t like my body?” he asks, and Yuto winces at the tone of voice.
“You have no idea how much like a perverted old man you sound right now,” groans Yuto, and tries to get Yamada to stop badgering him.
Thankfully, Yabu comes to Yuto’s rescue.
“Go back to your boyfriend, Yama-chan,” he sighs, putting an arm around Yuto’s shoulders and dragging him back.
Yamada sulks.
“I can’t have a harem?”
Yabu’s face turns red.
“No, you may not,” he says grumpily. “Besides, Yuto already has a boyfriend.”
“He does?” Yamada asks at the same time when Yuto says “I do?” in confusion.
“Yes,” Yabu says dryly. “Me.”
With that he yanks Yuto along with him, leaving Yamada standing in the middle of the dressing room looking dumbfounded.
“You’re my boyfriend?” Yuto whispers to Yabu curiously.
Blushing, Yabu blinks several times.
“…You are now?” he says finally, and Yuto laughs, slipping his hand into Yabu’s.
“Alright.”
fin.
Author: Luna (dreamweavernyx)
Pairing: Yamada x Kamiki (friendship)
Genre: Crack
Rating: G
Summary: Kamiki wants to impress girls by learning how to dance. Everyone else is skeptical.
Notes: Request for v28dewanta.
Set in the TGQ era.
Teach you?”
“Yeah,” Kamiki flushed. “Shida-chan told me I’m too clumsy, and that girls aren’t going to like me since I have mushroom hair and I trip all over the place.”
Sighing, Yamada put down his book.
“Wouldn’t it be easier to just change your hairstyle then?”
Kamiki pouted, and with another sigh Yamada gave in.
“…And one, two, three, right leg, not left!”
Kamiki squeaked, wobbling a little on one leg before falling to the ground. Groaning, Yamada buried his face in his palms.
“This is not working out…”
“I’m sorry!” Kamiki wailed from where he is a tangle of legs and bruises on the ground.
Shida sat on the table of the break room, leaning against Wakaba’s shoulder, and laughed herself silly as Yamada tried to get Kamiki to differentiate between right and left.
Kaname recorded the whole thing on video and saved it on his computer.
Years later Kaname will find the video sitting in an ancient folder in his computer. He will email it to the rest of the Q class, and Shida will go to school the next day and giggle herself silly at the sight of Kamiki and Yamada.
“You’re no longer a mushroom head,” she will tell him, “but you still can’t dance.”
Kamiki will attempt (and fail) to prove her wrong.
In the corner, Yamada will sigh, hiding his face in his hands.
Title: Sorry to Disappoint
Author: Luna (dreamweavernyx)
Pairing: Yabu x Yuto
Genre: Crack
Rating: G
Summary: Yamada goes around trying to seduce members of JUMP. Yabu gets jealous.
Notes: For hopegrl18. Didn’t manage to stick to the full prompt, but hope you like it!
Nobody knows what Chinen’s plan is, but when they see Yamada running around the dressing room attempting to seduce everybody while Chinen laughs himself silly in a corner they know something’s up.
“Yuto~” Yamada says in what he thinks is a seductive voice. He’s been running around shirtless, half covered in sweat, and Yuto doesn’t understand why Yamada thinks this attractive.
“Not interested, Yama-chan,” he says dryly, and Yamada pouts.
“You don’t like my body?” he asks, and Yuto winces at the tone of voice.
“You have no idea how much like a perverted old man you sound right now,” groans Yuto, and tries to get Yamada to stop badgering him.
Thankfully, Yabu comes to Yuto’s rescue.
“Go back to your boyfriend, Yama-chan,” he sighs, putting an arm around Yuto’s shoulders and dragging him back.
Yamada sulks.
“I can’t have a harem?”
Yabu’s face turns red.
“No, you may not,” he says grumpily. “Besides, Yuto already has a boyfriend.”
“He does?” Yamada asks at the same time when Yuto says “I do?” in confusion.
“Yes,” Yabu says dryly. “Me.”
With that he yanks Yuto along with him, leaving Yamada standing in the middle of the dressing room looking dumbfounded.
“You’re my boyfriend?” Yuto whispers to Yabu curiously.
Blushing, Yabu blinks several times.
“…You are now?” he says finally, and Yuto laughs, slipping his hand into Yabu’s.
“Alright.”
fin.