My computer monitor is making a fucking high pitch noise...and it's driving me insane
My dad and I were watching this...VH1 special on like...the world's "sexiest" commercials banned in America...and one of them was like...these two couples in a movie theater start doing homosexual stuff...and my dad was getting all grossed out 'n shit...
ME: "Seriously, Dad, what's so gross about it?"
DAD: "What, about people having sexual relations with someone of the same sex?"
ME: "Uh..yeah? It's just natural attraction. Sheesh."
DAD: "No, no it's not natural attraction. It's completely wrong!"
I stopped listening after that. Assholes.
And I haaaaaaaaaaaate all you motherfucking sellouts...you DON'T know who you are, but I do, so...FUCK YOU ALL AND I FUCKING HATE YOU AND I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE. I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU III HHHAAATTTEEE YYYOOOUUU!!!!!!
ME: "Seriously, Dad, what's so gross about it?"
DAD: "What, about people having sexual relations with someone of the same sex?"
ME: "Uh..yeah? It's just natural attraction. Sheesh."
DAD: "No, no it's not natural attraction. It's completely wrong!"
I stopped listening after that. Assholes.
And I haaaaaaaaaaaate all you motherfucking sellouts...you DON'T know who you are, but I do, so...FUCK YOU ALL AND I FUCKING HATE YOU AND I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE. I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU III HHHAAATTTEEE YYYOOOUUU!!!!!!