Title: Sybil's Lovely Books
Author:
scarysnapeyWord Count: 100
Challenge:
snupin100 Challenge 270 Dreams
Rating: PG
“Are you’re sure I was wearing a scarf?” Remus queried.
“Yes,” Severus grumbled.
“‘If in your dream you encounter a scarf, you are most likely craving sexual freedom. The scarf is a symbol of male fertility and masculine sexual power.’”
“This is stupid,” Severus groaned.
“It’s not! Sybil has all these lovely books. Besides, it’s quite a wake-up-call. I need to free your fertility from my masculine sexual power!”
Severus silenced his roaring laughter with a kiss. The Dream Oracle fell uselessly to the floor.
“Actually,” Severus amended. “I think that I need to free you from your trousers.”