Thirty-seven serpents: Trust her, she's an expert.

Nov 30, 2010 17:19

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[Anko's sitting around, bundled up fairly well... except where the blanket she's wrapped in is drooping off her shoulders and she seems to have nothing on her legs but veeeery long socks. Lust? Who needs an event for *that* sin? She's also lounging around, drinking something from a chipped ceramic mug, and cruising the network. Where something's bothering her...]

So a bunch of you are really naive, huh? When it comes to things like sex and nudity, at least. This last event certainly made that clear enough. Even when it comes to just taking care of things yourself...

Funny how many of you can deal with killing things and dying things, but sex? Noooo.

Tch. [Anko contemplates her cup full of, um. Something, before grinning back at the PCD again.]

I think I've threatened it before and I'll threaten it again: Gotta learn to be mature about these sorts of things, boys and girls. And if you won't teach yourselves, well.

I have got plenty of experience, you know. In teaching that is. [And in other things too, but hush.] Gotta pass on vital knowledge, and all that. Especially of, ah... vital regions and functions, right?

Anyway, most of you are too shy or too damn uptight to take me up on that offer. Your loss~

[She toasts the PCD, and her potential students, and then ends the feed.]

you people, girl times, always time for tea, waaaaarmth, she runs on sugar and evil, kunoichi is just another word for awesom, anko is a bad influence, making new friends, wtf is this, yet another revealing outfit, harassing people for fun, kunoichi = the sexiest, this will end badly, alcohol solves everything, i hate the cold

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