Troy
Saw Troy on friday with Alice. It was unexpectedly excellent. Achilles was naked within the first five minutes, and this 10 year old kid behind me is quivering with his father's hand over his eyes. I know this because I turned around. And yup, the rumours are true. There was a threesome. Paris was a bastard, as expected, but at least he was a cute bastard. I hated Helen. No, not because she stole my darling, but because she was so damn annoying in the movie, and did nothing much but cry and shag Paris. Now Andromache, on the other hand, was very cool. I thought she was prettier than Helen. HATED Achille's girl, because we all know that he needs to shag his cousin Patroclus. It's really quite obvious. *smirks*
Achilles got better in the end though. Paris got even worse- damn him!
But all in all, I had a good time.
Achilles got better in the end though. Paris got even worse- damn him!
But all in all, I had a good time.