Andy Dick Rocks My Socks!
This is the best bit/song Andy Dick ever did!
The waiting room what a place for our first kiss? Isn't it weird that we both have the same therapist? All my time with you was so precoius .....I know we'll probably wind up being Mr. and Mrs..... cuz I wined and dined you at the Ritz remember that? I drank so much I got the SHITS remember that? I got you that facial then that massage what about that? But you never would let me give you a colonic what was all that? WHATEVER! I'm not stalking you I'm just calling alot... I'm not trying to upset you I'm not ...whose this Kevin guy I think I should know I didn't give up 3 weeks of my life just to let you go.....oh no I dont give up that EASY! come on now I think we can work it out sweetie
For 19 days we were in love you FUCKING BITCH! Oh my god what did I just say I didn't mean it .....but you took the dog and all the booze and I got jack! You know those Betsey johnson skirts and pradda shoes I think i want those back.....yeah...In fact why dont you just give back everything I ever gave you .... including my heart you took out of my chest still beating .....and threw it on the ground and did some kind of satanic river dance on it and dosed it in gasoline.....and lit it on fire and then put the fire out with some kind of meat tenderizer and ....as if that wasn't enough you had to sit on it and let one!!!
i'm not stalking you I'm just calling alot ..... I'm not trying to freak you out I'm not..... oh I saw that Kevin guy I thought you should know...... he seems okay but its time for him to go.... thats right I think he should get out of the picture right quick! or in fact you should probably suck my dick!! you heard me... I think you should probably suck my dick! I'm fine alone dont worry about me I said I am fine..... see you don't understand that I know that your still mine
we got the perfect relationship in my head just like the one movie Ted carol bob and alice.... did I say Ted? that movie you wanted me to watch remember...maybe we should watch it now cuz I got it at my apartment its on permanent loop....you could come over so we can watch it....we can shnuggle up and we can watch your fucken movie!!!! how about that? if I wanted to watch your fucken movie its ok no...I'm not stalking you I'm just calling alot.....I'm not going to fucken rape you seroiusly I'm not....Oh wheres that Kevin guy have they found him yet? you know they are looking in the totally wrong place I bet! Finally I got him to suck my dick! In fact why dont both of you suck my dick! Thank you!