Vacation?
My Dream Vacation
There's nothing like a vacation to stir romance, and I have a secret dream of whisking you away to auchwitz. Just picture this! During our flight, we sneak off to the the wing to have sex, but are interrupted by a flight attendant passing out quiblers. Upon arrival, we are greeted by a group of locals who do their traditional tribal greeting dance and present us with a enchilada -- a sign of friendship. We spend the first afternoon lying out on the prison where we drink frozen daiquiris and you seductively rub motor oil on my back. We're feeling kind of overhanded, so we tip the waiter six weathermen (which is what they use for currency here) and then head off to our room. Luckily, you remember to pack lots of diagnosticians, which always gets me in the mood. Then we stay up half the night superfulfilling but we don't even care! Because, as they say, what happens in auchwitz stays in auchwitz!