I'd Rather Waste My Time Together
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As the man who spoke in our school's assembly said "Teletubies were made up by people who were doing drugs." It's funny but its true. Imagine all the things in the world that have been invented becuase someone got wasted or really high. Haha drugs and alcohol have a funny affect on people's lives. He also said "Some people just can't handel their alcohol. Like those girls who when you open the bottle and they get one whif of the cap they are all.. I'M SO WASTED!! YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAY and climb into a tree and everyones all.. Kirstieeeee get downnn!!! ... *in high pitched voice* NOOO I DONT WANNNNAAAAA and then she falls out of the tree." Oh god that was funny. Every grade 9 and 10 were literally crying we were laughing so hard and then he was describing this teacher and was all "Yeah and my grade 2 teacher was Mrs.Bitchmyer. She said her name was Mrs.Bychmyer and told us to pronnounce it like BICKmyer but SINCE WHEN does ych sound like ick. Yeah so Mrs.Bitchmyer hung everyone by hooks and by the end of class everyone would be in the cloak room hanging by these hooks that were high off the ground. And we'd all be like.. yeah so why are you in here... I breathed =( why are you in here.. oh I asked to go to the bathroom =(. And she was so old right like who calls it a CLOAK room its obviously a hook room. Nobodys called cloaks cloaks since the vampire days so you know your old when!"
Yeah so I defiantely cried my eyes out listening to it I was like going insane of laughter but it was all worth it.
Anyways ever have one of those days when you eat so much and your like DAMN there goes the abs I've been working on all summer. Yeah well that day is today baby! And I just did 150 situps... ABS COME BACK PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I BEG YOU!!! Okay I'm done.
I'mOnFireAndIThinkI'mReadyToBustaMove.... thats right dance tomorrow. And I am that cool. Don't even go there =P
As the man who spoke in our school's assembly said "Teletubies were made up by people who were doing drugs." It's funny but its true. Imagine all the things in the world that have been invented becuase someone got wasted or really high. Haha drugs and alcohol have a funny affect on people's lives. He also said "Some people just can't handel their alcohol. Like those girls who when you open the bottle and they get one whif of the cap they are all.. I'M SO WASTED!! YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAY and climb into a tree and everyones all.. Kirstieeeee get downnn!!! ... *in high pitched voice* NOOO I DONT WANNNNAAAAA and then she falls out of the tree." Oh god that was funny. Every grade 9 and 10 were literally crying we were laughing so hard and then he was describing this teacher and was all "Yeah and my grade 2 teacher was Mrs.Bitchmyer. She said her name was Mrs.Bychmyer and told us to pronnounce it like BICKmyer but SINCE WHEN does ych sound like ick. Yeah so Mrs.Bitchmyer hung everyone by hooks and by the end of class everyone would be in the cloak room hanging by these hooks that were high off the ground. And we'd all be like.. yeah so why are you in here... I breathed =( why are you in here.. oh I asked to go to the bathroom =(. And she was so old right like who calls it a CLOAK room its obviously a hook room. Nobodys called cloaks cloaks since the vampire days so you know your old when!"
Yeah so I defiantely cried my eyes out listening to it I was like going insane of laughter but it was all worth it.
Anyways ever have one of those days when you eat so much and your like DAMN there goes the abs I've been working on all summer. Yeah well that day is today baby! And I just did 150 situps... ABS COME BACK PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I BEG YOU!!! Okay I'm done.
I'mOnFireAndIThinkI'mReadyToBustaMove.... thats right dance tomorrow. And I am that cool. Don't even go there =P