State of the Nation

Jul 09, 2017 12:26

Every single intelligence agency in the US: "Yes, the 2016 election was influenced by an outside party, very likely Russia, and here's the evidence."

SCROTUS: "FAKE NEWS! TELL 'EM, VLAD, WHO I SPECIFICALLY ASKED TO INFLUENCE THE ELECTION!"

Pootie: "Nyet."

SCROTUS: "SEE HE SAID HE DIDN'T SO HE DIDN'T! FAKE NEWS! MAGA!"

SCROTUS's legions of asskissers: "MAGA! FAKE NEWS! CRYBABIES! SNOWFLAKES!"

Fuck this fucking country full of morons and fuck all of you who voted for that fucking pile of spray-tanned shit.
Previous post Next post
Up