And tonight on Fuck Me Inside Out With a Wasps' Nest
A few nights ago I was sitting up with my brother and I saw a commercial for Las Vegas. (Tourism and such, you know the kind.) The narrator said, "Thinking is inversely proportional to fun... Thinking causes pain." I screamed. My brother looked up from the computer and demanded to know if I had seen a rat or something. I yelled "FREEDOM IS SLAVERY!!" and pulled out my hair. Alejandro was confused, I explained the ad to him. He also pulled out his hair. Humanity is doomed.