Joiz of Edjumacation
Isn't it amusing how the horrible, shitty professors always think that college students just don't go to class? Like, in general? Because of course, you've just had classes full of slackers your entire career. It couldn't be your truly unbelievably condescending attitude towards, um, everyone, or your recitation of dates and names with no explanation as to why they are relevant to the subject, or the heinous little chuckle you give every student who asks you a question, or your repeated references to "big hook-nosed Jews" or anything. Clearly, young ppl these days are just lazy.