There is something wrong with me.
Note to self: DO NOT go traipsing about the Wiki for background info on algie. It will inevitably give you Ideas. Like the one about Asmodeus and Raphael having that love/hate/unbelievably-intense-chemistry thing, and then Raphael gets so jealous of Sarah and when God has him take Asmodeus out to the desert to imprison him with the razor-sharp rocks, they end up having twisted bondage sex all over the place and Raphael hates himself for it, and imprisons Asmodeus and flies off crying and God's like, "What's wrong, Rafe?" And Raphael is like, "N-nothing, your eminence. *sniffle*" And God looks at him for a sec and goes, "OMG, you had kinky sex with Asmodeus! GO TO YOUR ROOM!!" And then as punishment God makes Raphael, angel of healing, pregnant with a litter of Asmodeus's babies, all of which are these imp-demons that that bite when they nurse when they're babies and grow up to cause STI's. (I mean, you know, they're the demons of STI's not just, like, promiscuous demons. They invented STI's and they run around making condoms break and such.)