Tres cositas
1. I put a bra in the kitchen garbage can. I hope that one of the homeless dudes who goes through our Dumpster finds it. And wears it. (P.S. Not a feminist action. More an action of the fact that its a shitty bra AND the fact that for some reason, my boobs really are larger than they were.)
2. Every day, I put two clementines in my lunch bag, and every day, I don't eat them. I am carrying around several clementines.
3. At the coffee shop this morning, the barista's friend walked in and announced to her, "He was really impressed with my resume! Too bad it was fake." I would be more bothered if it weren't a server job she was talking about, but still.
2. Every day, I put two clementines in my lunch bag, and every day, I don't eat them. I am carrying around several clementines.
3. At the coffee shop this morning, the barista's friend walked in and announced to her, "He was really impressed with my resume! Too bad it was fake." I would be more bothered if it weren't a server job she was talking about, but still.