Look, Ma. No Hands.
"You're always gonna have problems lifiting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into sic pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces you got to get rid of them. Cause it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then, I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. Your gotta starve the pigs for a few days then the sight of a chopped up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shace the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out for the sake or the piggie's digestion. You could do this afterwards of course, but your don't want to go sifting through pig shit now, do you? They will go through bone like butta. You need at least sixteens pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two hundred pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, 'As greedy as a pig.'"