What the hell is going on?!

[scarredprodigy]

[Kovu feels like perhaps he’s been hit by a truck (Or more realistically, trampled by an elephant)? A cliche sort of oh-my-god-what-the-hell-is-happening thought process, but it’s not like he can help this! His lack of originality in describing how he feels as he wakes up this morning is the least of his worries, and why? Because he’s lying in a

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[usedsuitup]

Uh, you're stuck in a video game from the ninties. That's best explanation I got right now.

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[scarredprodigy]

[Great. Kovu even knows what a video game is. Does he know EVERYTHING except for where he is?]

Wait, that's not enough! What the hell do you mean?! What video game?!

[video]

[usedsuitup]

You've never heard of a video game before?

Anyways, it's called Pokemon. Basically you're given these little monsters called pokemon and you have to travel and fight with them, I think. It's been a while since I played the game. Regardless it sucks.

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[scarredprodigy]

No...I do know what a video game is...I think...I don't know. I don't know anything anymore.

[huff]

That's what that crazy woman must've been going on about...and...pokeballs? They're in there?

[video]

[usedsuitup]

Well, that's a bit of a problem. Although I might be able to help you, bro. I'm Barney.

Yeah. The little red and white balls.

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[scarredprodigy]

Yea...

[Grabs a pokeball off of his belt, somehow picking the only one with a pokemon actually in it. Meowth popped out, scratching it's ear boredly and then glancing up at it's new master]

A cat...at least they got that part right...

[video]

[usedsuitup]

What do you mean? Whoever decides that is psychic or something?

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[scarredprodigy]

Uh...I dunno...whoever...made all this happen...

[video]

[usedsuitup]

Wish I knew who that was. I have a bone to pick with them.

Who are you, anyway?

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[scarredprodigy]

[Rolls his eyes a little.]
I get where you're comin' from, man.

I'm Kovu...and you are?

[video]

[usedsuitup]

Said it earlier. Barney Stinson's the name. Good to meetcha Kovu.

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[scarredprodigy]

Oh...uh, why does a purple lizard come to mind? Is that a pokemon or something?

[video]

[usedsuitup]

Not that I know of. And I'm not related to any purple dinosaurs either.

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[scarredprodigy]

I guess that's what I was thinking of...

[video]

[usedsuitup]

You can stop thinking it, and we're moving on.

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[scarredprodigy]

Fine, fine. Calm yourself.