my my my my, you're like pelican fly

[scarredknees]

sehun/krystal/jongin, pg-13 (language), 3500w
sehun and krystal both accidentally fall for jongin, the sleepy boy who visits their shop.
originally written for smtheficathon. mostly me fawning over jongin through the eyes of sehun and krystal, who are also unfairly perf. my attempt to be funny. sorry. i don't hate joonmyun i promise!!! title from superbass by

Comments

[afiremess]

This is soooo cute!

[scarredknees]

i'm glad you think so! thank you for reading! :)

[hyungmoney]

Omg this was adorbs

[scarredknees]

hehe happy you enjoyed it :) thank you for reading!

[cafemochi]

NO TIME TO READ IT BUT I WANT TO SAY ONE THING : THANK U SO MUCH.
This is my... perfect otp. i mean.. i love sekai and i love kaistal... odg thank you so much !
i will read ur one shot tomorrow ! :)

[scarredknees]

aaah this is more sehun and krystal bickering over jongin than anything else, and it's not really romantic, but i hope i don't disappoint! haha!

[ventice]

blessed be is this fic

[scarredknees]

glad you enjoyed it ♥

[hipployta]

THEY ARE SO SUPER CUTE...HILARIOUS

Soojung and Sehun were enveloped in silence for the next two minutes. Soojung swore she heard Sehun sniff once or twice.

“Is it weird that I’m suddenly very unattracted to Jongin?” she asked, actually concerned.

“Nope, he’s tainted,” Sehun replied, shaking his head as he started scrubbing the already-clean ice cream machine clean again. “Not just boss-tainted. But like. Joonmyun-tainted.” He shivered in place and his eye twitched.

I cackled out loud

[scarredknees]

really v happy you enjoyed! ♥