guess what i'm naked!
that's right. as the day i was born. but with more hair in some places...and about the same amount in others...
i guess being naked makes me wanna talk about being naked and share things that are more personal than i'd normally share. hmmm.
along those personal lines, i got a text from somebody yesterday whom i haven't heard from in a very very very long time, save for about a month ago when i got a random call from said person which was somewhat awkward and cool at the same time. but this text was TOTALY random and kinda personal which leads me to believe it was meant to be sent to somebody else and i got it by accident. which i think is hilarious because i've sent so many dirty photos to matt while he's at work and EVERY time i check to see who i sent it too cause right next to matt's name is MOM and MIKE (my step dad) and if they got my dirty photo then i'd have to kill myself imidiately. it's bad enough i accidentally answered the phone while we were doing it one time, and it was my mom, and she heard everything and i made up the WORST and LAMEST story ever to try and cover it up and she pretended to believe me which was nice of her considering i would've killed myself imidiately otherwise. (again with the over-personal sharing....i'm still naked tho so it's ok)
so we're still broke. i hate my job but it pays so good. rock and a tastey sweet wonderful hard place. i'm also getting fat. i don't weigh any more than usual, but it appears i've lost girth around my butt and thighs and gained it tremendously in my tummy. i'm not exagerating either like most chicks do...i mean, i took a pregnancy test just to be sure, that's how fat my gut is right now. see? fat. no joke. this worries me. so if anybody has any ab work out videos or tips they can share...please?
i guess being naked makes me wanna talk about being naked and share things that are more personal than i'd normally share. hmmm.
along those personal lines, i got a text from somebody yesterday whom i haven't heard from in a very very very long time, save for about a month ago when i got a random call from said person which was somewhat awkward and cool at the same time. but this text was TOTALY random and kinda personal which leads me to believe it was meant to be sent to somebody else and i got it by accident. which i think is hilarious because i've sent so many dirty photos to matt while he's at work and EVERY time i check to see who i sent it too cause right next to matt's name is MOM and MIKE (my step dad) and if they got my dirty photo then i'd have to kill myself imidiately. it's bad enough i accidentally answered the phone while we were doing it one time, and it was my mom, and she heard everything and i made up the WORST and LAMEST story ever to try and cover it up and she pretended to believe me which was nice of her considering i would've killed myself imidiately otherwise. (again with the over-personal sharing....i'm still naked tho so it's ok)
so we're still broke. i hate my job but it pays so good. rock and a tastey sweet wonderful hard place. i'm also getting fat. i don't weigh any more than usual, but it appears i've lost girth around my butt and thighs and gained it tremendously in my tummy. i'm not exagerating either like most chicks do...i mean, i took a pregnancy test just to be sure, that's how fat my gut is right now. see? fat. no joke. this worries me. so if anybody has any ab work out videos or tips they can share...please?