Titmouse Legacy 1.2
While skilling up for promotion times, Avery contemplated on the best way to storm Gilly's castle and have his knight check her queen.
As this was a pubic outing, it didn't take long for a representative of the Random Lesbian Club to show up. Seeing no girls to try and flirt with, she had to content with just standing there with a confused expression.
Hi Des! Who is one of my story sims who was plopped into the neighborhood to fill it up some. Since then she and her wife have been spawning like crazy. I counted at least 3 kids at last checking of the story progression. Maybe one day one of her descendants will marry a Titmouse and I will have a movement of utter geeky glee.
Oh Redcliffs, still so pretty. I don't even mind the occasional laggy annoyance.
While not working, preparing for work or chasing tail, Avery spends his time tending his lone apple tree. No one will be surprised if generation 6 Titmouses... Titmice, whatever, are still enjoying appley goodness in their organic pancakes.
Speaking of chasing tail, Avery invited Gilly over to move their relationship to the next level, if you know what I mean *cheesy porn leer*
Yes, Avery indeed has schemings. Gilly appears to not be so sure.
Avery: And now we commence with the deflowering portion of the evening.
Gilly: Are you kidding?
Gilly: You weren't kidding! How dare you? I am not that kind of girl. Have you not noticed how completely unslutty I dress?
Avery: But... it was just second base.
Gilly: Pig. The Random Lesbians were right; you are all out for the same thing. I feel so violated. I can't even stand to share the same sheets as you now.
Which left Avery to dream about the seed he didn't get to sow.
While Gilly IMed a Random Lesbian for advice on how best to punch a guy in the nuts if he gets too handsy.
The next day, Avery proposed a not-at-home date to try and appease his angry goddess.
Fun was had.
All around.
And when Avery asked her to move in and make things a little more permanent, Gilly heartily accepted. With a scheming face of her own. Gilly, what have those lesbians been teaching you?
Avery thought feeding his new housemate would make her more susceptible to his advances.
Gilly: Wanna hop on the good foot and do the bad thing?
Avery was taken aback for a moment.
But he quickly recovered with so much relief he almost cried.
A second invitation was not needed.
Here's to hoping Officer Titmouse is never called out to arrest criminals; it's a little difficult to take him seriously.
In the end it was Gilly who popped the question because being shy and cowardly, it was clear Avery was just never going to do it.
Yes, Avery, we are all shocked as well.
Or perhaps the radio-activeness of the ring was just turning his stomach. Gilly, what are you doing down there? He said yes, you don't need to convince him with favors.
They had a very classy marriage in the kitchen with Avery still wearing his uniform and just generally ruining the special moment with his dorky face. This of course required a trip down to City Hall to correct the surname. Lesson learned.
Men in uniform apparently do it for Gilly, while Avery is just happy to finally be able to cream his cake as often as he likes.
