Mail from the Great Beyond

[scarpe_scrappy]

"#1 American Go-Go Fun Time"

What?!

WHERE IS MY HACKSAW DAMMIT! Am I just supposed to CHEW through these bars?!

*goes back to playing "Martha Stewart in jail" and decorating the cell with toilet paper roses*

Comments

[dancingkids]

did you JUST get that NOW?!? wow! The hacksaw was taped to the back of it. They must have taken it at customs. Assholes. First my "bunny suicides" poster and now THIS! WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END??!?!

[scarpe_scrappy]

I got it over a week ago, I'm just a loser who kept forgetting to write about it. And I took a picture, but the camera is at le home... *presses "loser* hand gesture to forehead*

I really could have used that hacksaw... I hope my decorative poster of Tahiti arrives... these walls are kinda grey... STOP IT CUSTOMS PEOPLE. GIVE ME BACK MY GELS.

[dmax]

I read that as

"GIVE ME BACK MY EELS."

and was going to suggest that you check the hovercraft.