BAD FUCKING DAY
omg so here is a recap of today:
- fucked over,twice. literally.
- hungover as hell.
- no one went to work.
- MISERABLE
- hot as hell
- couldn't find a pair of shorts at JC Pennys.
- spent WAY too much fucking money.
- it DOWNPOURED on Christine's car ... the ONLY place in Oz that it rained.
- no one wants to hang out with us
- no green bathing suit material
- couldn't get out of the parking garage & christine ran over the curb
- her car smells mildew & cat piss
- got completely ignored when sitting on the front porch drinking beer
- it's 900 degrees in her apartment... literally but its only like 70 outside
- got hung up on & then called back & there was no answer... suprise suprise NO DONT ITS THE GIRLS!!!
- apple cinnamon air freshner has a whole new smell
- christine couldn't park the car, then we got blocked in.
- the food was HORRIBLE and $30 later we were almost poisoned by an egg roll, no good sauce for onion blossoms & the hawaiian ice was yucky... it tasted like Lysol so we fed it to Johnson ... who proceeded to spill it ALL over his shirt.
- 1/2 of Oz saw christine's underwear
- Christine has a broken toe ... well 2 of them.
- we can't find ANYONE to take us out ... not even to fucking Gary's.
- guys & man love
- nothing... just a "hey is dickhead there?..." so techincally he said 4 words to me today.
- who the fuck is Vanessa?
- the car door attacked my shin & closed on johnsons foot
-a lice infested bob marley & the homeless wailers wannabes hit on us ...
- WAIT let me get out the keys first.
- we didnt get to go to Katmandu
- hot "cock"tail waiter didn't talk to us
- annie is ignoring us too.
- the crazy mexican who only knew "bitch" & "punk"
- NO concerts at Steamers
- forgotten ID
- warm drinks!!!
only good thing was sales at Joanne fabrics ... some cool jewlery ... a delicious gyro & a lime green giant ice pop... and good deodorant
all after a crazy-fucked up-drunken night where we were up pissed off, crying & screaming until 5:00 this morning.
so it's official ... our lives SUCK.
and to make matters worse ... it just didnt fit ... the away message that is.
- fucked over,twice. literally.
- hungover as hell.
- no one went to work.
- MISERABLE
- hot as hell
- couldn't find a pair of shorts at JC Pennys.
- spent WAY too much fucking money.
- it DOWNPOURED on Christine's car ... the ONLY place in Oz that it rained.
- no one wants to hang out with us
- no green bathing suit material
- couldn't get out of the parking garage & christine ran over the curb
- her car smells mildew & cat piss
- got completely ignored when sitting on the front porch drinking beer
- it's 900 degrees in her apartment... literally but its only like 70 outside
- got hung up on & then called back & there was no answer... suprise suprise NO DONT ITS THE GIRLS!!!
- apple cinnamon air freshner has a whole new smell
- christine couldn't park the car, then we got blocked in.
- the food was HORRIBLE and $30 later we were almost poisoned by an egg roll, no good sauce for onion blossoms & the hawaiian ice was yucky... it tasted like Lysol so we fed it to Johnson ... who proceeded to spill it ALL over his shirt.
- 1/2 of Oz saw christine's underwear
- Christine has a broken toe ... well 2 of them.
- we can't find ANYONE to take us out ... not even to fucking Gary's.
- guys & man love
- nothing... just a "hey is dickhead there?..." so techincally he said 4 words to me today.
- who the fuck is Vanessa?
- the car door attacked my shin & closed on johnsons foot
-a lice infested bob marley & the homeless wailers wannabes hit on us ...
- WAIT let me get out the keys first.
- we didnt get to go to Katmandu
- hot "cock"tail waiter didn't talk to us
- annie is ignoring us too.
- the crazy mexican who only knew "bitch" & "punk"
- NO concerts at Steamers
- forgotten ID
- warm drinks!!!
only good thing was sales at Joanne fabrics ... some cool jewlery ... a delicious gyro & a lime green giant ice pop... and good deodorant
all after a crazy-fucked up-drunken night where we were up pissed off, crying & screaming until 5:00 this morning.
so it's official ... our lives SUCK.
and to make matters worse ... it just didnt fit ... the away message that is.