Don't blame them. It's not their fault they're beautiful.

[scarlettvoices]

Something possibly terrible happened today. I got paid for the last Black Valentine gig. Now, I found this out while downtown. While within viewing distance of The Black Rose.

Does this set the scene for you enough? 17 year old girl was given money only steps away from a gothic clothing store. A gothic clothing store displaying shoes in the window

Comments

[deirdre_ionuin]

...I am so jealous. And Renee is going to faint from the sure sexiness of those boots in the last picture.

Well DONE!

[scarlettvoices]

Aren't they all so beautiful?

....

I own too many shoes.

[deirdre_ionuin]

There is no such thing as too many shoes, Scarlett. Repeat after me ;)

[scarlettvoices]

There is no such thing as too many shoes.

(But you haven't seen My Collection.)

[deirdre_ionuin]

I would LOVE to see your collection! And I still hold true to my belief. You can always find uses for them! If you aren't wearing them, you can bop houseguests on the head with them. Well you can if you are Owen.

Ahem. Anyway, shoes rule....:)

[scarlettvoices]

They scare my family. Some of those shoes make strong men cry in train stations. It's a collection of pure sex in shoe form and it's taking over my bedroom. You can ask Renee. She's seen they way they dominate my room.

[deirdre_ionuin]

You could have a shoe museum!! :O

I would pay admission to see shoes.

[scarlettvoices]

And they could be on my feet and beautiful woman could worship me.

[deirdre_ionuin]

I'd worship you! Do I count?

[scarlettvoices]

Sure! I'll take all the worship I can get!

[eligible_boy]

Aaaarrrgh do not give her ideas! Even my mighty skull will not withstand bopping from those things!

[scarlettvoices]

I would not hit my Pierre in his squishy little head!

[eligible_boy]

... My head is squishy? O.O

[scarlettvoices]

Squisher than my boots.

[eligible_boy]

So it would be in my best interests to bow down before the boots now? ;)