From the Trinity Tripod
Instead of a Shotglass, Girls Kicked Your Ass
The feminist in AT would like to commend the female athletes whose main sport is football's drunker, more aggressive cousin. When their darling mascot was kidnapped from its home sweet home, these ladies certainly did not give him up without a fight. Though the boys who stole the purple primate demanded a 30-rack of a carbonated beverage that does not rhyme with soda in return for the stuffed animal, the girls refused to play their game. Instead, they played their own. Tackling one of the abducters to the ground, the girls took him hostage saying they would only exchange the boy for the mascot, two items apparently equal in value. The two parties soon swapped and the gorilla was at the girls' game the next day. Yay!
The feminist in AT would like to commend the female athletes whose main sport is football's drunker, more aggressive cousin. When their darling mascot was kidnapped from its home sweet home, these ladies certainly did not give him up without a fight. Though the boys who stole the purple primate demanded a 30-rack of a carbonated beverage that does not rhyme with soda in return for the stuffed animal, the girls refused to play their game. Instead, they played their own. Tackling one of the abducters to the ground, the girls took him hostage saying they would only exchange the boy for the mascot, two items apparently equal in value. The two parties soon swapped and the gorilla was at the girls' game the next day. Yay!