This one tickles me no end.
If you're going to Gen Con and you want to go to the
Gen Con EN World RPG Awards (the ENnies) and attend the VIP cocktail reception, you can bid for Dream Dates with industry luminaries attending the event.
In an act of what might be interpreted as pimpage (or tauntage) but is merely my bid to generously and selflessly support the arts, I encourage my Gen Con-attending friends to bid on the following Dream Dates because, I can attest, they're just dreamy!
Wolfgang Baur (who is described as "New: A brand-new, unused, unopened, undamaged item.") (Plus, you get a copy of The KOBOLD Guide to Game Design, Vol III: Tools & Techniques, edited by, well, me)
Stan! (also promised to be "New: A brand-new, unused, unopened, undamaged item.") (He promises his date a small collection of Super Genius Games products. Apparently he also promises to tell you about the "Mask of Valor," which...um...worries me...)
Matt Forbeck (who, too, is guaranteed to be "New: A brand-new, unused, unopened, undamaged item.") (He offers an autographed copy of the "Mutant Chronicles" novelization. Books--never a bad thing.)