The Googlism meme

Mar 23, 2004 07:30

Picked this up from the_monkey_king and then altered it for my own amusement.

Googlism is an interesting variation on Google. Put in your name and see what happens. I got so many results (with my real name; if you know it, insert it below instead of my LJ name) that I decided to categorize some of them here and to narrow down the list to my top 5 favorites in each subject, just for grins:

What I Am (IMHO)
Scarlettina...
...is the best
...is a good and caring person
...is dealing with great changes
...is stunning
...is very much looking forward to the future of her art now that she has found the direction that is most satisfying for her

What My Career is in Some Alternate Universe
Scarlettina is...
...a professor in the department of mechanical engineering
...an island treasure hunter from kauai
...currently in the department of applied mathematics and theoretical physics at cambridge university
...a real estate agent that is known in the community of wausau for their dedicated client service
... an assistant orchestra director at moanalua middle school and also a private violin instructor

My Glamorous, Tragic Life, Were It A Novel
Scarlettina is...
...looking forward to moving to italy with her husband
...suddenly summoned from germany to join her actor parents
...the human fulcrum where they meet
...driven from her mission by war and has to wander the frozen wastelands of her ‘arctic’ home
...exposed to radioactive rain and spends weeks and weeks in a hospital

How People Describe Me in Some Alternate Universe
Scarlettina is...
...an excellent horsewoman and an elegant rider
...davidson's career leader in free throw percentage
...the consummate sports and live events fan who really 'gets into the game'

What I'm Studying in Some Alternate Universe
Scarlettina is...
... currently earning an doctor of pharmacy degree at uf
... a graduate of the university of tulsa and completed work on her master's degree in community counseling from oklahoma state university
... a student of theater at fccj
... a senior at iowa state university majoring in horticulture with a focus on greenhouse production and management

What I'm Really, Really Not
Scarlettina is...
...the most featured model in slitz magazine

What Made Me Smile
Scarlettina is...
...the friendly voice you hear when calling our office
...looking forward to meeting girls from all over the state
...your typical black & white collie

Woof!

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