Super Mario Bros.
The premise: A chubby, moustachioed plumber named Mario must save Princess Peach from King Bowser.
The Hidden Truth: Guys will do pretty much anything if there's a pretty girl involved.
There's really no explanation necessary here, right guys? We've all done questionable things in the name of impressing a pretty girl. But Mario took things to another level when he set out to rescue Princess Peach. Sure, most of us would brave hell and highwater for our loved ones but Mario wasn't even dating Princess Peach. Nope, she was just some royal highness who had gotten kidnapped. Still, Mario did what he had to do: he braved 8 worlds (not counting warp pipes) filled with traps and enemies to reach Peach. He faced off against Bowser eight times, each time standing on a bridge that was held together by a rather flimsy piece of rope and was hung over a lava pit.
And what did Mario get at the end of the day? A "thank you" and an offer to go back and do it all over again. This is sort of like you walking halfway across the city on a dark and stormy night to buy a cute girl you like some flowers only to arrive at her doorstep and have her respond, "can you go get me some chocolates?" Yeah it sucks, but guess what? We still go back out and get her those damn chocolates, don't we? And do we even get a kiss after all of that? Huh? Do we? No, because Becky just wants to be friends. Well, fine, Becky. We'll just be friends. But seriously, call me, okay?
BAHAHAHAHAHH ahahahahaha AHAHAH Names have not been changed to protect the guilty as charged...
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The Hidden Truth: Guys will do pretty much anything if there's a pretty girl involved.
There's really no explanation necessary here, right guys? We've all done questionable things in the name of impressing a pretty girl. But Mario took things to another level when he set out to rescue Princess Peach. Sure, most of us would brave hell and highwater for our loved ones but Mario wasn't even dating Princess Peach. Nope, she was just some royal highness who had gotten kidnapped. Still, Mario did what he had to do: he braved 8 worlds (not counting warp pipes) filled with traps and enemies to reach Peach. He faced off against Bowser eight times, each time standing on a bridge that was held together by a rather flimsy piece of rope and was hung over a lava pit.
And what did Mario get at the end of the day? A "thank you" and an offer to go back and do it all over again. This is sort of like you walking halfway across the city on a dark and stormy night to buy a cute girl you like some flowers only to arrive at her doorstep and have her respond, "can you go get me some chocolates?" Yeah it sucks, but guess what? We still go back out and get her those damn chocolates, don't we? And do we even get a kiss after all of that? Huh? Do we? No, because Becky just wants to be friends. Well, fine, Becky. We'll just be friends. But seriously, call me, okay?
BAHAHAHAHAHH ahahahahaha AHAHAH Names have not been changed to protect the guilty as charged...
Rest of article here