Okay, the "Howdy!" and "Peace" Professor looks NOTHING like I expected...
I was thinking two braids down each side of her head and birkenstocks.
She was a light-skinned black lady with freckles and dreadlocks.
We got a lot done in my speech class. I really enjoy it. We had to work with our 'partner' for our presentation that is due next week. I'm giving an interview and my 'partner' will be the job applicant. We have to make up questions and answers and be prepared to ask and answer but we can't use a script. I'm a little nervous about it b/c I hope to remember everything! We talked about slang in class, and man they were saying shit I have NEVER heard of...like calling someone a lunchbox? I still don't know what that means. Calling a car a whip? I've heard it called a ride, but a whip? I dunno, maybe my age is beginning to show and I'm not even 30 yet! This woman said her 4th grader told her not to call her "cool" when she said her outfit was cool because "cool" means: Condescending Over-weight Out-of-style Loser. I was like, damn.
I had to park in bum-fuck Egypt! It must have taken me maybe 15 minutes to walk to my car! I started to park in faculty parking and I was hoping to abuse the use of my FOP tags thinking the "public safety" guard wouldn't ticket me. He told me if I stayed sitting there too long (I had my car running still) he'd "have to because" his "seargent is really on them to write tickets". PFFFFFT....whatever asshole. The only thing worse than a cocky-ass cop is one who thinks he's a cop and is cocky because of it. He wasn't even in a uniform. I really felt like fucking with him asking him if he was trying to be 'undercover', walking around with a badge hanging from his neck and everything. I wanted to ask if he was part of the campus vice unit or something...just be total sarcastic...but whatever. Soon I will get my hookup and have a parking pass...heh heh heh...shhhhhhhhhhh....
I need to get a tape of Mark Hyman, a commentor or whatever it's called on the FOX 10 o'clock news that does this segment called, "The Point." I absolutely cannot stand the way he talks. It's the delivery of his speech. I think he pauses in weird places, his pace is odd, his emphasis is weird...I dunno, it bugs me every time he talks and I have a hard time listening to what he is talking about b/c his style of talking is distracting. I mentioned this to my professor and he lives in the DC area so he asked me to tape it if I could and bring it in. I don't have a damn VCR so anyone can help me with this???
I am SOOOOO mad! N*** is going to pick up a body today from Martinsburg VA which is where
countrybumcan and
cbrow1 live!!! AND-AND-AND I talked to
countrybumcan and the funeral home where the body is being held is less than a mile from her house! GRRRR...I'm sorry the body can't wait until Saturday and we could have visited Mary!!! And probably could have had lunch at Ryan's!! (uhh...before we got the body, of course!)
Oh this lady in my class is going into the Mortuary Science program and I must be arrogant or something because I'm looking at her thinking she isn't going to make it or fit into that business. Or, she's just has a lot to learn. She was complaining about taking an accounting class and what it has to do with funeral service. Uh, hello? It's a business! DUH! Is she going to complain when she will need to take the Business Law class?? She's one of those that looks a lot older in the face but dresses like she is a little kid, with all the Mickey Mouse and Winnie the Pooh crap...*shudder*. She should dress her age!
Here's me bored at AFH on Sunday...