Dear Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I pulled le_faucet's hair (-5 points). Last Friday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole gusty12's purse (30 points). In April I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In August I gave queer_eye_tai a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Wednesday I helped xilostgirlxi across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (75 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
scarlett_silk