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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June absolut_imagery and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In July I bought porn for absolute_unity (10 points). In May I committed genocide... Sorry about that, agent_retro (-5000 points). Last Monday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In November I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4416 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Scarlett_dragon