the grass is always greener....
a few pros and cons of being a landscaper/grass cutter extrodinaire
pros-
killer shoulder/back/pec/calf muscles
working outside
cons-
working outside
bitchy old people
poison ivy
black boogers
a farmers tan
actually being able to classify as a true Redneck
sneezing constantly
the mower always breaking down
when you have a small frame and youre a girl, youre not allowed to do anything fun like use the heavy equipment
AND the number one con-
grass in your underwear, grass in your hair, grass in your bra, grass in your socks, grass in your shoes, grass in other unmentionable places
looking for another job!
pros-
killer shoulder/back/pec/calf muscles
working outside
cons-
working outside
bitchy old people
poison ivy
black boogers
a farmers tan
actually being able to classify as a true Redneck
sneezing constantly
the mower always breaking down
when you have a small frame and youre a girl, youre not allowed to do anything fun like use the heavy equipment
AND the number one con-
grass in your underwear, grass in your hair, grass in your bra, grass in your socks, grass in your shoes, grass in other unmentionable places
looking for another job!