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Ah, I apologize if this update comes across as somewhat disjointed and devoid of any humor. I sort of pittered along with this and it's been sitting around forever but, well, it finally saw the light of Internet day. Rejoice and cheer, my friends for happy days are here again.I'm sorry I couldn't resist and I did promise an update this week, so, here we are.
We last left our happy couple snogging and being generally adorable and abusing ACR with one another as much as they possibly could. I'm glad to inform you that nothing has changed. Nothing at all.
See what I mean? They do pretty much two things when they're together. Well, three if you count that crazy amount of time they spend shagging each other. They swap spit, as shown above in Figure 1.1.
Sometimes, Anya actually cleans. Although, it does seem a little silly to me to be cleaning in heels.
Honestly, if you ask me, I think she's just nesting.
As for the heels, I think she's just suffering from a bad case of Pregnancy brain.
Summer: I got a promotion today. We should do it.
Anya: Well, I mean if you really want to. It's not like we've done it 573981 other times today.
Like I said before, they shag like hamsters. Or rabbits. Or some other equally horny little rodents/animals.
The other thing they do? Dance. They dance all the time. You'll see what I mean later. They love dancing. It's Summer's ~*~*One True Hobby~*~* so she's always rolling the want to Classic Dance with Anya and I think it's cute so I let them.
Anya: Oh, Summer, you smell delicious.
And Anya is still super stalkeriffic all the time. Kids these days.
They dance, they fall in love. I wish it was that easy IRL.
And then this glorious thing happened. I was so excited that I almost cried tears of joy. I love pregnant sims. They're so cute with their waddling, ah.
Summer has the most epic Afterglow face I've ever seen. She knows she did well.
Summer: I just had sex.
Summer also got up in the middle of the night with the want to Jello. It was odd. And, well, here's Summer's gelatin. That sounds weird to me: "Summer's Gelatin." Sounds graphic.
She just gets up in the middle of the night to eat gelatin in her undies. You know, sometimes I wish I had a life like that.
And then she gets dressed and plays video games. Oh my god, Summer would be the ultimate Bachelor if she was a single male.
Anya got up a little after Summer and then popped in the kitchen after helping herself to some spaghetti.
Anya: Oh my gosh, DERP.
A shot from the side.
Surprise Table Engagement, Operation is a go.
Anya: It's so shiny. I think I want to eat it.
Summer "Cute-Face" Serafinowicz: Oh, I hoped you would eat it love it!
And then they celebrated by their engagement by doing what else? Classically dancing.
Summer: I'm such a boss.
Anya: Honey, I think my torso just disconnected from my lower body.
Anya: Uhm, excuse me but something is happening to me again and I'm not sure if I should be content.
Anya: Nevermind, clearly I gain pleasure from this fortuitous fertility happening.
Whatever you say, darling.
Summer seems to really like Anya's belly. I mean, if you thought they were horny before the pregnancy, as soon as Anya popped both times, Summer decided they should jump into bed. I assumed it would have been the other way around what with Anya's pregnancy hormones.
A quick Living Room wedding. And what do they do to celebrate?
Anya changes clothes and Summer coos at her pregnant belly some more. She really likes The Belly.
Anya: I don't know if you could tell, but I'm having a baby!
Millicent (pooklet): You know I noticed but I'm still interested in our topic of conversation since we have two bolts :DDD
Summer: I'm kissing the arm of my wife. My pregnant wife who was talking to someone else.
Summer gets uncomfortable whenever other girls talk to Anya so she swoops in to ACR all over any of Anya's potential affairs. It's sort of cute.
Then they go inside and celebrate Anya's final day of pregnancy with some sexings and Pre-Work Dancing.
And some ~*~Classic Dancing~*~
And then Summer got a little fresh. But, in her defense, she rolled the want for it. Aside from that, this is probably my favorite sim picture I've ever taken. I think it's so intimately romantic. I don't know, there's just something about it.
And, literally, like ten minutes after Summer went to work this happened. I'm pretty sure would have mourned the loss of The Belly.
Anya: OH MY CHRIST FUCKING WHORE, GET IT OUT OF ME.
It's sort of your fault for having mad, crazy, sweaty sex all the time. Although, it does look really painful.
And, of course, everyone in the whole fucking apartment complex had to come watch the lady giving birth on the first floor like it was some sort of Saturday matinee.
Santería: I knew someone was having a baby! My uterus was glowing!
(Scrubs joke, holla~) Santería, You're too young to even know what a uterus is.
Pandora: Accursed is this day! Alack! Alack! Accursed this day, the day of your firstborn's birth! Child so close to seeing the light of day, why dost thou cause so much pain to thine mother! Scoundrel, ruffian, I do bite my thumb at you.
I find babies hopeless since they don't really do anything. So, I just age them up to toddlers right away. And without further ado, I present to you Dmitri Raskolnikov. She's got a random skintone, Summer's eyes and hair. And I'm hoping she'll grow into her jaw. Oh, and if you don't want to stick around, the rest of this entire post is basically Dimka spam since nothing else important happened.
Baby's first dance! (oh my god, I'm worse than those parents that keep their kids' teeth in jars. Like, locks of hair I can understand but teeth are where I draw the line.)
Baby's First Sim-Essential Interest in Toilet.
Awh, Summer teaching Dimka how to walk~
Oh my god, look at her. She's. Oh my god, I just want to die!
Alrighty, well that's all for this update! I hope you enjoyed it. I'm going to try and do biweekly updates from now on. Anya should be up for download sometime this week. Thank you for reading and have a good day/evening!