Okay, so, I've been wanting to do a legacy for forever really but, for some reason or another, I just never got around to it. So, I decided to do one now and what not. So, I shan't delay you any longer (although why you'd be in such I rush, I haven't the faintest idea; it's nothing particularly exciting.)
So, we start the legacy off with Anastasia Raskolnikov doing some birdwatching and being generally uninteresting since she doesn't engage in any fun shenanigans.
Anya: Yeah, but I'm pretty.
And here's our baby meeting the landlord and growing up real fast~
And now I should warn you. I think that the animation for checking out the apartments is the cutest thing ever. So, expect the aforementioned animation.
And, suddenly, stats!
So, generally, she just carries on with a very boring life.
She gets a job as a Fish chummer...
Plays some video games...
and then she goes out to eat where she finally proves she has some semblance of social skills by sitting alone and eating...
Truly, a paradigm of the average life. :|
However! She does make some friends when she gets back to the apartment so, I guess there's some hope still. Still, she needs a spouse, stat.
But no time at the moment, it's off to work in the fabulous wetsuit. But just as luck would have it...our Anya's prayers were answered. Just as she was returning from work, she spotted something oh-so-interesting in the front yard.
The very lovely Summer Serafinowicz by the equally lovely
racing_oatmeal And, so, Anya raced to do what she could to lure a victim acquire a spouse~ Oh, la la.
Summer came in, approved throughly of the guest room...
...used the computer
and made some cute faces.
Summer then promptly realized that
lovelyxwow's Adelaide was still there.
Summer: Well...uh. This is sort of awkward.
Adelaide Tell me about it, man.
And then for some reason, Adelaide left. At least someone can read the atmosphere I guess because...
suddenly, ACR reared its ugly lovely head, as illustrated by the above picture. I call it Sapphic: A Study
and then...Summer left. Just like that. The Aftermath was nothing short of amazingly, spectacular failure on Anya's part.
~Baby loves to dance in the dark, 'cause when he's looking she falls apart~
Anya danced in the dark and any of you familiar with Lady GaGa will know why...
She ate a sandwich...
and then she wet her pants, as one does. What a darling, now I can see why Summer left.
However, the very next day after work (and a nap), Anya desperately called Summer up and invited her over.
And like any true gentlelady, Anya attempted to court Summer in the hallway with ACR's generously given help.
And in the case of ACR vs. The People of Yellowcake, I present Exhibit # 1.
And then Anya tried to slow dance with Summer and she just wasn't having it.
Anya: Oh, oops.
Here's lookin' at you, kid.
But then Anya made some headway and got Summer to dance with her~
Anya: Summer, I'll knit you a sweater. I wanna...wrap you up in my love.
And with a single Ke$ha reference, a crush happened and Summer's future victim spouse status was cemented.
And then they went inside to do this~
Summer:You know, I'm not gonna let you bang me if you didn't go to college, right?
Anya: Shhh, baby, just let it happen.
And in the case of ACR vs. The People of Yellowcake, I present Exhibit # 2.
This time she stayed the night. And they wereadorable while they spooned, just saying.
And in the morning Summer moved in. With 12,000. Because she's a saint, obviously.
AnyaOh, joy of joys!
Summer brushing her teeth, awh.
And then she autonomously cleaned the kitchen because, obviously, she's a saint.
Now, I'll take my leave. But I'll leave you all this little gem.
Oh, and before I forget. I'm just looking for tips on how to improve the quality of my pictures, so if you've a mind to give advice, please do so. I'd love it.