I get more ass than a toilet seat....
That is just funny.
Yeah look at me go, I'm actually posting.
We'll start with St. Patrick's Day. Yeah that was a hoot. I went over to my mom's and had dinner. My brother, sister, aunt and I went to Tim's shop for some drinking. I tried to maintain my decent mood throughout the night but to do so I had to jump over too many obstacles and eventually just gave up and started slamming beer. The only points I care to mention were the true tests of my patience, which I can honestly say I was amazed with the amount of self control I possessed that night. I had the same man repeatedly ask me to flash him in front of my brother and family. I damn near had to slap him in the face to get him to shut up. Thank you to the dumb fucks that started that by the way. If I wanted to go out and see titties I will stay at work. This same man also tried numerous time to hook me up with my bother. I just wanted my brother to deck him in the face. Then to have Pat the owner of Tim's shop make a crack about my weight sent me over the edge. I wanted to get the fuck out of there. Sorry I am a chick and I get pissed when people tell me to lose some weight, I think every girl is the same way. I will end the bitching there. The best part of the night was way after all this happened I was waiting in line to use the bathroom when this girl asked if she could strangle me by my tie. I just looked at her dead in the eyes and said, "If I can stab you in the eye with a pen first." The girl had nothing to say and just stared at me. I really don't think she thought that would be what came out of my mouth, and to tell you the truth I was a bit surprised myself. The damnedest things have been coming out of my mouth lately but I will get to that again in a minute. She just started laughing we joked about it for a few before I ran back over to the bar next door.
I am enjoying being able to play on my comp at home. It make me happy to have some time to myself. I haven't had much of it lately, but right now I kinda don't mind. Recently I have begun getting to know a friend of mine's girlfriend. I love hanging out with her and we usually have a grand old time. Every Monday she comes over and we hang out with my sister. It is good times, we sit, cook, and talk. I have sorely missed decent female company. It is hard finding other chicks to hang out with, since too much estrogen can be a bad thing. Once you all get on the same menstrual cycle all hell breaks lose. Which is while I usually prefer to have male friends.
Work has been going extremely well. Katie it seems is back to her old self again and I like going to work. We talked and I told her flat out what I thought of her behavior and I think she really listened. We also just lost another employee. Yeay buh-bye. He was a nice guy, but the laziest sack of shit I have ever known. Both my bosses where in today and I was informed that I will be running the store for about a month so Katie can go learn the new computer system. That is scary but I am excited as hell. I was complimented on how I merchandised the bondage gear, which damn near made my day (I had too much fun playing with all of it too).
Some guy threatened to bust my head in at work. I almost called the cops.
But onto a more humoreous side. I was a retard yesterday and decided to take the freeway to Joe's at 7:30 in the morning. I was in the middle lane waiting for my green light when city buss and a semi truck both pull out on either side of me. I decided to wait for the next light so I didn't become a sandwhich. The guy behind me was none too pleased with that and decided to lay on the horn. My window was rolled down since I had to once again re-close my door, so I put the car in park and stuck my body half way out the window and yelled WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU HONKING AT!!!!! The lady in the car next to me looked like she almost pee'd herself laughing and that guy said he was sorry and waved. I got back in the car and drove off also laughing, since I couldn't believe I had done that.
Alright, by now the WoW servers should be back up so I will see you all again when Blizzard screws up the next patch =)
Yeah look at me go, I'm actually posting.
We'll start with St. Patrick's Day. Yeah that was a hoot. I went over to my mom's and had dinner. My brother, sister, aunt and I went to Tim's shop for some drinking. I tried to maintain my decent mood throughout the night but to do so I had to jump over too many obstacles and eventually just gave up and started slamming beer. The only points I care to mention were the true tests of my patience, which I can honestly say I was amazed with the amount of self control I possessed that night. I had the same man repeatedly ask me to flash him in front of my brother and family. I damn near had to slap him in the face to get him to shut up. Thank you to the dumb fucks that started that by the way. If I wanted to go out and see titties I will stay at work. This same man also tried numerous time to hook me up with my bother. I just wanted my brother to deck him in the face. Then to have Pat the owner of Tim's shop make a crack about my weight sent me over the edge. I wanted to get the fuck out of there. Sorry I am a chick and I get pissed when people tell me to lose some weight, I think every girl is the same way. I will end the bitching there. The best part of the night was way after all this happened I was waiting in line to use the bathroom when this girl asked if she could strangle me by my tie. I just looked at her dead in the eyes and said, "If I can stab you in the eye with a pen first." The girl had nothing to say and just stared at me. I really don't think she thought that would be what came out of my mouth, and to tell you the truth I was a bit surprised myself. The damnedest things have been coming out of my mouth lately but I will get to that again in a minute. She just started laughing we joked about it for a few before I ran back over to the bar next door.
I am enjoying being able to play on my comp at home. It make me happy to have some time to myself. I haven't had much of it lately, but right now I kinda don't mind. Recently I have begun getting to know a friend of mine's girlfriend. I love hanging out with her and we usually have a grand old time. Every Monday she comes over and we hang out with my sister. It is good times, we sit, cook, and talk. I have sorely missed decent female company. It is hard finding other chicks to hang out with, since too much estrogen can be a bad thing. Once you all get on the same menstrual cycle all hell breaks lose. Which is while I usually prefer to have male friends.
Work has been going extremely well. Katie it seems is back to her old self again and I like going to work. We talked and I told her flat out what I thought of her behavior and I think she really listened. We also just lost another employee. Yeay buh-bye. He was a nice guy, but the laziest sack of shit I have ever known. Both my bosses where in today and I was informed that I will be running the store for about a month so Katie can go learn the new computer system. That is scary but I am excited as hell. I was complimented on how I merchandised the bondage gear, which damn near made my day (I had too much fun playing with all of it too).
Some guy threatened to bust my head in at work. I almost called the cops.
But onto a more humoreous side. I was a retard yesterday and decided to take the freeway to Joe's at 7:30 in the morning. I was in the middle lane waiting for my green light when city buss and a semi truck both pull out on either side of me. I decided to wait for the next light so I didn't become a sandwhich. The guy behind me was none too pleased with that and decided to lay on the horn. My window was rolled down since I had to once again re-close my door, so I put the car in park and stuck my body half way out the window and yelled WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU HONKING AT!!!!! The lady in the car next to me looked like she almost pee'd herself laughing and that guy said he was sorry and waved. I got back in the car and drove off also laughing, since I couldn't believe I had done that.
Alright, by now the WoW servers should be back up so I will see you all again when Blizzard screws up the next patch =)