Home-Wreckers.....
I'm sitting here, in direct sunlight because the winodws in the living room have no blinds and face due East. So, I have a towel wrapped over my vision of the sunlight.
Alright...Now, onto the topic:
Home-Wreckers.
I'm watching, unfortunately, the movie "Swimfan."
for those of you lucky ones who have not seen this shitflck, it is about this girl who sees the star swim athlete Mr. Joe I don'tcareI'mjusthornylet'sfuck and wants to fornicate with him on the spot. So they have sex in the pool and it turns out, that the girl who wants this athlete is friends with the girlfriend this athlete has.
So, the scene just happened where he told this stalker (being she came into his own house and tried to get to know his parents, he told her "it was just a fling" pretty much, and that they should stop seeing each other.
He checked his e-mail and found 89 messages...All from her. One picture was of her breasts hidden behind her digital camera. his girlfriend almost saw the picture, but he shut the computer down just in time.
Now this Skanktacular bitch is going out with his swim buddies on the swim team.
WHOA....shit! Skankybitch just said that when she is with this new swimbuddy, she pretends it's the main character.
He just told her that he is trying to drop her, not any commitment.
she said "You told me you loved me." and he said "Yeah...you asked me to." This was when they were in the pool fornicating and she said "Tell me you love me.....tell me...." so he did, spurted and then felt ashamed.
Oh shit....
Ben, is the star athlete, and it turns out, he works at this nurse station at the hospital...He gave this guy his medication (aged..maybe 75) and the guy starting going into seizure.
Turns out Skankyskank followed Ben and then switched the guys medications with someone elses....
My darling readers, I apologize if this is so VERY boring...but this is all I have at eight o'clock in the morning.
Uh oh...
Skankyskank followed Ben to his girlfriend's work after he tried to talk to her about Skankiness....Everyone was laughing at him...
that bitch squealed.
fuck high school....
See this is the problem with these such movies...You only have one alternative...the girlfriend finding out...Either you tell her, or the slut tells her, or the slut tells someone else to tell the girlfriend.
Watch, the blond bitch stalker will say, "I did it for us!"
I have had to deal with three fucking stalkers in my high school career...
I am glad to say that high....more than fucking glad..EXUBERANT to say that high school is over.
Why cheat in the first place?.....Why?
I can see why, if you want something else...but if you do not want your mate anymore...tell them....shit
Being dumped...or being cheated on...which hurts more?
Every girl I have been with, has cheated on me...(skankyskank moaning "Ben" to her new boyfriend)
but only one girl, I forgave.
OHHHHHH SHIT!!!!! Skankyskank just killed the new boyfriend...
anyway
I love her no matter what day, time, or season or weather. Ilove her when I am angry, i love her when I am upset, I love her during moonrise, I love her during sunset.
(twenty minutes left of this shitflick)
We all know what will happen in these types of movies...The woman who starts all the shit, will get caught, found guilty, and jailed. Whether the guy/girl they accuse spands any real jail time, or prison sentence, they are always caught.
(The mentality retarded brother's name is Christopher...how fitting)
No matter what happens to the person who tries to put to shambles the person's life who wouldn't be with them, the couple always get back together.
Oh shit no....Skankyskank going to go after the main girlfriend (girlfriend - motorcycle, skankiness = car, 2 and 2, people come on...put it together...ok scratch the car, it's a jeep...ok...scratch jeep BIG TRUCK)
Girlfriend in hospital..AND SKANKYSKANK just happens to be working there....she's going to kill her....fuck I hate blonds.....
The cops think Ben did it, they have his picture and will nab him on sight....you know...for someone who said I hated the movie...why am I still watching it?
OH SHIT!
OH SHIT! HAHAHA
"Paging J. Donnelly...."
If the music was different, the movie would be alot better...it's too teen filled of poppy weird goodness.
OH SHIT!!!
I KNEW IT! SHE SAID IT! "I did it for us!"
OOOOOOOH SHIT!
THEY FILMED IT! Ben's friend had a video camera and caught the whole confession on tape....I told you...they would catch her...I told you...
I guess, I watched this movie so I could see the end of it. I saw halfway through it, I guess I wanted to put the whole thing behind me after I saw it.
Ok....yeah right....this part that just happened....yeah right.....I'm not going to say so you can actually get SOME enjoyment (enjoyment? is that the right word? If you can STOMACH it) of it after reading this...
After all this ranting....I love Carrie....I still love you...
Adieu
(Skanky's coming!)
Alright...Now, onto the topic:
Home-Wreckers.
I'm watching, unfortunately, the movie "Swimfan."
for those of you lucky ones who have not seen this shitflck, it is about this girl who sees the star swim athlete Mr. Joe I don'tcareI'mjusthornylet'sfuck and wants to fornicate with him on the spot. So they have sex in the pool and it turns out, that the girl who wants this athlete is friends with the girlfriend this athlete has.
So, the scene just happened where he told this stalker (being she came into his own house and tried to get to know his parents, he told her "it was just a fling" pretty much, and that they should stop seeing each other.
He checked his e-mail and found 89 messages...All from her. One picture was of her breasts hidden behind her digital camera. his girlfriend almost saw the picture, but he shut the computer down just in time.
Now this Skanktacular bitch is going out with his swim buddies on the swim team.
WHOA....shit! Skankybitch just said that when she is with this new swimbuddy, she pretends it's the main character.
He just told her that he is trying to drop her, not any commitment.
she said "You told me you loved me." and he said "Yeah...you asked me to." This was when they were in the pool fornicating and she said "Tell me you love me.....tell me...." so he did, spurted and then felt ashamed.
Oh shit....
Ben, is the star athlete, and it turns out, he works at this nurse station at the hospital...He gave this guy his medication (aged..maybe 75) and the guy starting going into seizure.
Turns out Skankyskank followed Ben and then switched the guys medications with someone elses....
My darling readers, I apologize if this is so VERY boring...but this is all I have at eight o'clock in the morning.
Uh oh...
Skankyskank followed Ben to his girlfriend's work after he tried to talk to her about Skankiness....Everyone was laughing at him...
that bitch squealed.
fuck high school....
See this is the problem with these such movies...You only have one alternative...the girlfriend finding out...Either you tell her, or the slut tells her, or the slut tells someone else to tell the girlfriend.
Watch, the blond bitch stalker will say, "I did it for us!"
I have had to deal with three fucking stalkers in my high school career...
I am glad to say that high....more than fucking glad..EXUBERANT to say that high school is over.
Why cheat in the first place?.....Why?
I can see why, if you want something else...but if you do not want your mate anymore...tell them....shit
Being dumped...or being cheated on...which hurts more?
Every girl I have been with, has cheated on me...(skankyskank moaning "Ben" to her new boyfriend)
but only one girl, I forgave.
OHHHHHH SHIT!!!!! Skankyskank just killed the new boyfriend...
anyway
I love her no matter what day, time, or season or weather. Ilove her when I am angry, i love her when I am upset, I love her during moonrise, I love her during sunset.
(twenty minutes left of this shitflick)
We all know what will happen in these types of movies...The woman who starts all the shit, will get caught, found guilty, and jailed. Whether the guy/girl they accuse spands any real jail time, or prison sentence, they are always caught.
(The mentality retarded brother's name is Christopher...how fitting)
No matter what happens to the person who tries to put to shambles the person's life who wouldn't be with them, the couple always get back together.
Oh shit no....Skankyskank going to go after the main girlfriend (girlfriend - motorcycle, skankiness = car, 2 and 2, people come on...put it together...ok scratch the car, it's a jeep...ok...scratch jeep BIG TRUCK)
Girlfriend in hospital..AND SKANKYSKANK just happens to be working there....she's going to kill her....fuck I hate blonds.....
The cops think Ben did it, they have his picture and will nab him on sight....you know...for someone who said I hated the movie...why am I still watching it?
OH SHIT!
OH SHIT! HAHAHA
"Paging J. Donnelly...."
If the music was different, the movie would be alot better...it's too teen filled of poppy weird goodness.
OH SHIT!!!
I KNEW IT! SHE SAID IT! "I did it for us!"
OOOOOOOH SHIT!
THEY FILMED IT! Ben's friend had a video camera and caught the whole confession on tape....I told you...they would catch her...I told you...
I guess, I watched this movie so I could see the end of it. I saw halfway through it, I guess I wanted to put the whole thing behind me after I saw it.
Ok....yeah right....this part that just happened....yeah right.....I'm not going to say so you can actually get SOME enjoyment (enjoyment? is that the right word? If you can STOMACH it) of it after reading this...
After all this ranting....I love Carrie....I still love you...
Adieu
(Skanky's coming!)