Jun 08, 2004 15:09
"Alright all you heavy mother fuckers! Stop breaking shit and listen up! We have Rocker from YourBasicRockBand! AND We have TRENT REZNOR from NIN INCH FUCKING NAILS! AALLLLL RIGHT HEAVY FUCKERS! Time for questions!!! Rock on!
Rocker! What drugs do you do?"
"I do everything fucker! I OWN the drug business! Rock on fuckers!"
"Trent! What drugs do you do?!"
"I will wander the fields of Louisiana looking for mushrooms." *
"You don't like pot?! Pot's great man!"
"My father and I smoked pot when I was fifteen. I didn't like it." *
"Oh.....WELL ROCK ON ANYWAY MAN!"
"ROCKER! What do you like to do?!"
"Break shit! Burn shit! Thrash shit! Shit shit!"
"ROCK ON! That's what we do too! TRENT! What about you, being that you are in NIN and are a bunch of crazy fuckers?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"I like to settle down...
"YEAH?! AND?! KILL PEOPLE?! HURT PEOPLE?!"
"...and read a book."
"........................................."
* - was taken from an actual quote (although paraphrased for this satire).