How To Woo Me - Your Wife
- It's Friday night... Arrive home early and tell me to pack my bags for a romantic get-away. Maybe overnight... maybe weekend long. Make sure you've arranged for Mom to babysit Bunny. Make sure you've booked a nice room. Make sure everything is in order and stress free. Then whisk me away.
- Send me a love letter in the mail. Make sure it's as poetic and syrupy as possible.
- Write a poem or song about what I mean to you.
- Leave me tiny notes to find around the house and in my pockets.
- Use romantic and poetic words when talking about our relationship.
- Bring dinner home on a day that you know I'm feeling crampy or tired.
- Remember something I admired and buy it for me for no reason. And put it in a nice box or something. Presentation is important.
- Send me on a treasure hunt.
- Put something sweet in my wallet.
- Prepare me something to eat that you know I'd enjoy. Nobody ever cooks for me, ya know.
- Look deeply into my eyes and tell me that your love for me is the biggest thing in your life.
- Draw a comic about our love.
- Arrive home from work and announce that you want to take me out and spend money on me... because you love me THAT much. (It doesn't have to be true... Women just like hearing that sort of thing. It makes us feel valued.)
- Say cheesy things about soulmates and profound connections and unconditional love... and cosmic forces bringing us together.
- Tell me how one of my bad habits is endearing to you.
- Ask me to marry you again... In public... On one knee.
- Write an essay about who I am and why I'm special.
- Print me out a cheesy Best Wife Ever Award. I'd hang it in the den.
- Ask me to tell you a story about my childhood. Then remember it and refer back to it one day. You'll shock me!
- Initiate a chat about our relationship.
- Dance with me.
- Grip my shoulders and tell me what you need. I will give it to you.
- Buy me some Vatore's. (vanilla sugar crumbly)
- Engrave stuff with syrupy words of love. Then give them to me.
- Brush my hair without me asking.
- Massage me for no reason.
- Take me to a festival on The Mall and dinner in a fancy DC restaurant.
- Demand my love. Tell me you NEED it.
- Show me your needy side. Ask me for hugs. Let me see you when you feel vulnerable.
- Talk me up... and make sure I find out about it.
- Have blind faith in me.
- Defend me against my detractors.
- Send me a love letter in the mail. Make sure it's as poetic and syrupy as possible.
- Write a poem or song about what I mean to you.
- Leave me tiny notes to find around the house and in my pockets.
- Use romantic and poetic words when talking about our relationship.
- Bring dinner home on a day that you know I'm feeling crampy or tired.
- Remember something I admired and buy it for me for no reason. And put it in a nice box or something. Presentation is important.
- Send me on a treasure hunt.
- Put something sweet in my wallet.
- Prepare me something to eat that you know I'd enjoy. Nobody ever cooks for me, ya know.
- Look deeply into my eyes and tell me that your love for me is the biggest thing in your life.
- Draw a comic about our love.
- Arrive home from work and announce that you want to take me out and spend money on me... because you love me THAT much. (It doesn't have to be true... Women just like hearing that sort of thing. It makes us feel valued.)
- Say cheesy things about soulmates and profound connections and unconditional love... and cosmic forces bringing us together.
- Tell me how one of my bad habits is endearing to you.
- Ask me to marry you again... In public... On one knee.
- Write an essay about who I am and why I'm special.
- Print me out a cheesy Best Wife Ever Award. I'd hang it in the den.
- Ask me to tell you a story about my childhood. Then remember it and refer back to it one day. You'll shock me!
- Initiate a chat about our relationship.
- Dance with me.
- Grip my shoulders and tell me what you need. I will give it to you.
- Buy me some Vatore's. (vanilla sugar crumbly)
- Engrave stuff with syrupy words of love. Then give them to me.
- Brush my hair without me asking.
- Massage me for no reason.
- Take me to a festival on The Mall and dinner in a fancy DC restaurant.
- Demand my love. Tell me you NEED it.
- Show me your needy side. Ask me for hugs. Let me see you when you feel vulnerable.
- Talk me up... and make sure I find out about it.
- Have blind faith in me.
- Defend me against my detractors.