found this the other day
Written by Chong the Grate and Ah Ling. Enjoy.
All’s said and Donne
LET us pour forth
our tears before thy faces, whilst we stay here,
In NUS, NTU, SMU and NS.
When a tear falls, that thou fall'st which it bore ;
So thou and we are nothing then, when on a divers shore.
First we fought well and faithfully,
Yet knew not what we loved, nor bitched ;
Difference of sex we never knew, especially Lenny,
No more than TSD teachers do ;
FOR God's sake hold your tongue
Here we have all kings, queens and all our lowly juniors,
All glory of honours, beauties, wits,
In what we were - the genius seniors.
I WONDER by my troth, what thou and I
Did, till we public PEED ? were we not potty trained till then ?
But banked on shitty pieces like Yas’ prelim group?
Or Played Ourselves, the psycho freaks? Princess Francesca who couldn’t walk?
Or was it the mahnjun?
The ah pu neh neh
Sitting here in the café, drinking my latte?
But since that we
At the last must part, 'tis best,
Thus to use ourselves in clownish jest
By feigned drama deaths to die.
If we be two, we are two so
As stiff twin compasses are two ;
Whether you’re in Bremen, UK, or US
The poor souls, we the fix'd foot here, makes no show
To move, but doth, if Singtel lowers its IDD rates.
And though we in the centre sit,
In the centre of the blitering Equator somewhere near the axis.
Yet, when the other far doth roam,
It leans, and hearkens after it,
And grows erect, as that comes home.
SO, so, break off this last lamenting kiss,
Which sucks 23 souls, and money all away ;
We know that you, our
SWEETEST love, do not go,
For weariness of we cuties,
Nor in hope the world can show
A fitter love than we cuties ;
So, so BLASTED with sighs, and surrounded with tears,
Hither you come to seek the spring,
And winter and autumn
While we burn in our perpetual summer.
To ash we turn.
(Turns dramatically in opposing directions;)
Turn, thou ghost, that way, and let me turn this,
And let ourselves benight our happiest day.
We ask none leave to love ; nor will we owe
Any so cheap a death as saying, "Go."
Thank you, and now its time for your starters to COME! -snaps fingers.
What’s so good about tsd?
VJ also got drama club what. Somemore we got Gold in SYF you know. You got not? You got not? Nus also got mah.
Why they always like to act seh. Everyday make so much noise. Talk so loud sing opiang boyband song in their room, have sex in the cupboard ah, studio ah, sofa ah, on the beach on. A sorry, is marry on the beach. Then I heard the sound box got ghost and they can make brooms fly. Iya, nothing one la, they are mad, mad MAD!!! Siao ginna.
Not say their acting very good. Most of them just act themselves. You heard of Ah ling? She’s just like that everyday. And that Ah gong also, actually he very gong one. Making unintelligent speech and murmuring to himself. Ask a mina to act as mina, obviously no challenge no wonder always get A triple plus. Ask that Martha to act siao, everyday act siao anyway until one day sure mata lia. Yoohoo!!! Like what the shit can. Where pretty dress, sit in sand, get SUPER A who cannot sia.
TSD la tsd la. Siao.
"Children nowadays, so kurang ajar, so rude”.
(slap)
(shakes head and drool) I couldn’t think at all I couldn’t get my thoughts together …
"No comment."
Hai, then they very Diva also, everyday what “the tea is too cold” and “the soup is too salty”. When juniors got new tsd room, they complain. When their equipment lousy they also complain.
But actually they know each other very well. Too well sometimes. We were wondering how come she always knows what he wants for breakfast! Then in the end? Moses and mel get together. Haiyo.
But they are like a big tsd family lor, so in the end they forgave their fortunate foray into forbidden familial fornication.
Huh wad u mean???
Iya moses become her boyflen la!!!
Oh wonderful wonderful most wonderful wonderful!
Oh please darling.
ORH
-Main course time.-
Remember your first plath lesson? Do you feel a sense of pain and sheer terror? Now we she ppl are super fascinated with plath, buying her books. Example Leonard and yasmin. Erms anyway!
Me and Nicole have come to a terrifying conclusion after seconds of painful academic pursuit. She is always talking about us!!!
It is like a Roman mob,
Small, taken one by one, but my god, together!
It is the noise that appalls me most of all,
The unintelligible syllables.
Act Ah gong and Ah Ling.
Hauls me through air.
O my
Homunculus, I am ill.
I have taken a pill to kill
Pure? What does it mean?
Haha, we are all corrupt.
The Peanut-crunching crowd
They are all cruel they don’t understand the pain of performing. So we are cruel and don’t allow peanuts. They think we are monkeys ah…some shit some shit. haha
Out of the ash
I rise with my red hair
And I eat men like air.
I do it exceptionally well.
Nic’s new red hair.
I am mad, calls the spider, waving its many arms.
Duh. Start doing the siao thing as b4 again.
Also sometimes we just don’t make sense. Like this.
I'm no more your mother
Than the cloud that distils a mirror to reflect its own slow
Effacement at the wind's hand.
Like what the shit??? Russell peter’s
But we all know that.
From the bottom of the pool, fixed stars
Govern a life.
And we wish them all the best in whatever they do. -pls clap.
Lastly but not least,
I wonder how hungry they are.
Now is time for dessert.
Then we have a trio of lynn Leonard and yasmin.
A special slide show done up specially.
All’s said and Donne
LET us pour forth
our tears before thy faces, whilst we stay here,
In NUS, NTU, SMU and NS.
When a tear falls, that thou fall'st which it bore ;
So thou and we are nothing then, when on a divers shore.
First we fought well and faithfully,
Yet knew not what we loved, nor bitched ;
Difference of sex we never knew, especially Lenny,
No more than TSD teachers do ;
FOR God's sake hold your tongue
Here we have all kings, queens and all our lowly juniors,
All glory of honours, beauties, wits,
In what we were - the genius seniors.
I WONDER by my troth, what thou and I
Did, till we public PEED ? were we not potty trained till then ?
But banked on shitty pieces like Yas’ prelim group?
Or Played Ourselves, the psycho freaks? Princess Francesca who couldn’t walk?
Or was it the mahnjun?
The ah pu neh neh
Sitting here in the café, drinking my latte?
But since that we
At the last must part, 'tis best,
Thus to use ourselves in clownish jest
By feigned drama deaths to die.
If we be two, we are two so
As stiff twin compasses are two ;
Whether you’re in Bremen, UK, or US
The poor souls, we the fix'd foot here, makes no show
To move, but doth, if Singtel lowers its IDD rates.
And though we in the centre sit,
In the centre of the blitering Equator somewhere near the axis.
Yet, when the other far doth roam,
It leans, and hearkens after it,
And grows erect, as that comes home.
SO, so, break off this last lamenting kiss,
Which sucks 23 souls, and money all away ;
We know that you, our
SWEETEST love, do not go,
For weariness of we cuties,
Nor in hope the world can show
A fitter love than we cuties ;
So, so BLASTED with sighs, and surrounded with tears,
Hither you come to seek the spring,
And winter and autumn
While we burn in our perpetual summer.
To ash we turn.
(Turns dramatically in opposing directions;)
Turn, thou ghost, that way, and let me turn this,
And let ourselves benight our happiest day.
We ask none leave to love ; nor will we owe
Any so cheap a death as saying, "Go."
Thank you, and now its time for your starters to COME! -snaps fingers.
What’s so good about tsd?
VJ also got drama club what. Somemore we got Gold in SYF you know. You got not? You got not? Nus also got mah.
Why they always like to act seh. Everyday make so much noise. Talk so loud sing opiang boyband song in their room, have sex in the cupboard ah, studio ah, sofa ah, on the beach on. A sorry, is marry on the beach. Then I heard the sound box got ghost and they can make brooms fly. Iya, nothing one la, they are mad, mad MAD!!! Siao ginna.
Not say their acting very good. Most of them just act themselves. You heard of Ah ling? She’s just like that everyday. And that Ah gong also, actually he very gong one. Making unintelligent speech and murmuring to himself. Ask a mina to act as mina, obviously no challenge no wonder always get A triple plus. Ask that Martha to act siao, everyday act siao anyway until one day sure mata lia. Yoohoo!!! Like what the shit can. Where pretty dress, sit in sand, get SUPER A who cannot sia.
TSD la tsd la. Siao.
"Children nowadays, so kurang ajar, so rude”.
(slap)
(shakes head and drool) I couldn’t think at all I couldn’t get my thoughts together …
"No comment."
Hai, then they very Diva also, everyday what “the tea is too cold” and “the soup is too salty”. When juniors got new tsd room, they complain. When their equipment lousy they also complain.
But actually they know each other very well. Too well sometimes. We were wondering how come she always knows what he wants for breakfast! Then in the end? Moses and mel get together. Haiyo.
But they are like a big tsd family lor, so in the end they forgave their fortunate foray into forbidden familial fornication.
Huh wad u mean???
Iya moses become her boyflen la!!!
Oh wonderful wonderful most wonderful wonderful!
Oh please darling.
ORH
-Main course time.-
Remember your first plath lesson? Do you feel a sense of pain and sheer terror? Now we she ppl are super fascinated with plath, buying her books. Example Leonard and yasmin. Erms anyway!
Me and Nicole have come to a terrifying conclusion after seconds of painful academic pursuit. She is always talking about us!!!
It is like a Roman mob,
Small, taken one by one, but my god, together!
It is the noise that appalls me most of all,
The unintelligible syllables.
Act Ah gong and Ah Ling.
Hauls me through air.
O my
Homunculus, I am ill.
I have taken a pill to kill
Pure? What does it mean?
Haha, we are all corrupt.
The Peanut-crunching crowd
They are all cruel they don’t understand the pain of performing. So we are cruel and don’t allow peanuts. They think we are monkeys ah…some shit some shit. haha
Out of the ash
I rise with my red hair
And I eat men like air.
I do it exceptionally well.
Nic’s new red hair.
I am mad, calls the spider, waving its many arms.
Duh. Start doing the siao thing as b4 again.
Also sometimes we just don’t make sense. Like this.
I'm no more your mother
Than the cloud that distils a mirror to reflect its own slow
Effacement at the wind's hand.
Like what the shit??? Russell peter’s
But we all know that.
From the bottom of the pool, fixed stars
Govern a life.
And we wish them all the best in whatever they do. -pls clap.
Lastly but not least,
I wonder how hungry they are.
Now is time for dessert.
Then we have a trio of lynn Leonard and yasmin.
A special slide show done up specially.