A Priest, A Nun and these Goddamned Ants!
Ok, so I have begun my assault on 5 ant beds in the back yard. Armed with a bag of Fire Ant killer and a water hose, I am prepared. I get the stuff poured on the mounds and then I am stopped dead in my tracks cause the Ants knew... they knew... so they ran over to the water hose spout and unscrewed my just tightened hose. Sneaky bastards, I'll get you! I had to break off the water saver nozzle and finally pull it out, they most likely sacrified themselved to get the valve stuck, but I'm smarter! I beat the valve on the concrete repeatly while sending out my warrior cry! Then I pick out the pieces and stick the hose directly to the spout. 2nd assault begins! I have begun the activation of the chemical warfar!
Oh no!! The Queen found me! She's stuck to my arm, wings flailing at me! I begin to scream and dance around! You silly bitch, who do you think your up against! I called for reinforcements! Xan runs out and begins doubling up on the chemical mixture of doom and its so on!
I am totally victorious! FOR I AM THE SCARLET GOAT QUEEN! And your just a bunch of ants! Hmph!
Oh no!! The Queen found me! She's stuck to my arm, wings flailing at me! I begin to scream and dance around! You silly bitch, who do you think your up against! I called for reinforcements! Xan runs out and begins doubling up on the chemical mixture of doom and its so on!
I am totally victorious! FOR I AM THE SCARLET GOAT QUEEN! And your just a bunch of ants! Hmph!