Bwahahahaha.....

[scarletgoat]

Ok, maybe not that funny, but it cracked me up

On the twelfth day of Christmas, scarletgoat sent to me...

Twelve battys drumming
Eleven nef_712s piping
Ten hearflys a-leaping
Nine anitastars dancing
Eight _in_the_air_s a-milking
Seven gear_mos a-swimming
Six kloxeds a-laying
Five go-o-o-oats
Four tattoos
Three goat girls
Two kicking posers
...and a norge in a pear tree.