Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... the bassador.
(dialup beware!)
I'm a poseur...
Doing what I do best... snooting.
Look mom, I drooled!
In "Crazy Dog" action... I'd have to use a video to show the full effect of this, though :(
Crazy doggin' again.
Don't look at me, don't look at me!
I'm really not a dachshund, I swear!