If anything ever happens to me, I need you all to know...

May 18, 2007 01:12

StudPud6338 (1:08:20 AM): the other day on the phone i was telling her about my birthday'
StudPud6338 (1:08:34 AM): 'guess who's birthday is a week from thursday?' 'santa?' 'SANTA?!'
StudPud6338 (1:09:04 AM): 'i don't know! dammit the car's locked. i need to get in.' 'MY birthday's next thursday!' 'oh sweet!...the BACK DOOR'S unlocked!'
StudPud6338 (1:09:43 AM): i responded 'you know i could spend years in a coma and if i woke up and you were the one sitting there i could just picture it'
StudPud6338 (1:10:02 AM): 'wha...where am i? what ha....' 'shhhh. no don't talk, don't talk. i'm just getting to the good part in my book!'
xSpiritxMagex (1:10:26 AM): hahahahahahahaha
StudPud6338 (1:10:36 AM): oh fuck you'd do that too
xSpiritxMagex (1:10:43 AM): no no
StudPud6338 (1:10:46 AM): none of you are allowed in my hospital room!
StudPud6338 (1:11:20 AM): ok well maybe aaron
xSpiritxMagex (1:11:25 AM): i'd be more like "good god its about damn time!! i bet you were dreaming about michelle"
StudPud6338 (1:11:27 AM): how sad. i trust him more than most of my friends
xSpiritxMagex (1:11:31 AM): awww
StudPud6338 (1:11:48 AM): well at least HE wouldn't make any smart ass comments or tell me to shut up so he can read
xSpiritxMagex (1:11:54 AM): hahahaha
xSpiritxMagex (1:12:00 AM): you know what i dunno about that
StudPud6338 (1:12:04 AM): damn
StudPud6338 (1:12:08 AM): i'm going to be alone in my coma
xSpiritxMagex (1:12:08 AM): hes addicted to books
xSpiritxMagex (1:12:33 AM): and i mean like..... hm.... its like his drugs. he's addicted.
xSpiritxMagex (1:12:45 AM): books are his drugs
xSpiritxMagex (1:12:46 AM): lol
StudPud6338 (1:13:05 AM): hm. and my dad probably wouldn't help either
StudPud6338 (1:13:29 AM): 'oh good you're awake! let's talk about your checkbook. it's unbalanced. you should've balanced this BEFORE the accident!'
xSpiritxMagex (1:13:49 AM): he probably would too
StudPud6338 (1:13:54 AM): and mom would just cry
StudPud6338 (1:14:04 AM): hm
xSpiritxMagex (1:14:09 AM): yeah on you
StudPud6338 (1:14:15 AM): i'd let my brother and sister in but they'd fight the whole time
StudPud6338 (1:14:27 AM): ok i think i have the solution
StudPud6338 (1:14:29 AM): let brooke in
StudPud6338 (1:14:39 AM): cuz a few minutes of her and i'll wake up instantly
StudPud6338 (1:14:46 AM): and put HER in the coma
StudPud6338 (1:14:50 AM): then walk out like nothing happened
xSpiritxMagex (1:14:51 AM): i like that image
StudPud6338 (1:15:16 AM): hm....
StudPud6338 (1:15:37 AM): i'd say try to call michelle trachtenberg but considering what a bitch she is
StudPud6338 (1:15:43 AM): 'you mean a fan is in need! eh. too bad'
StudPud6338 (1:15:49 AM): someone get avril on the phone
xSpiritxMagex (1:15:55 AM): hahaha
StudPud6338 (1:16:09 AM): that's it. that's the only thing that makes sense
xSpiritxMagex (1:16:17 AM): mark?
StudPud6338 (1:16:25 AM): eh. i'd just pass out again when i woke up

I mean it. NONE of you are allowed in the room if I'm ever in a coma! NONE!
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