Dear new age fashionistas,
Please stop wearing drop crotch pants. You look hideously ridiculous and I am sick of seeing this shit all over my fashion blogs.
In other news:
I got a huge raise.
I'm moving out February 1st.
I have a crush on a babe.
My foot is still swollen and huge after three weeks -> I am now convinced I have Gangrene.
How the fuck is it already almost Christmas?